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Internet slang consists of slang and acronyms that users have created as an effort to save keystrokes. Terms have originated from various sources including Bulletin Boards, AIM, Yahoo, IRC, Chat Rooms, Email, Cell Phone Text Messaging, and some even as far back as World War II.

Internet Slang is also called AOL speak, AOLese, AOLbonics, netspeak, or leetspeak (although leetspeak traditionally involves replacing letters with numbers and is reseved for games). While it does save keystrokes, netspeak can prove very hard to read.
Below is a list of 5087 user submitted internet slang terms .

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$#!+
shit

$$
money

$46
money for sex

$h!t
shit

$xy
sexy

/.
Slashdot

*4u
Kiss for you

*67
unknown

*eg*
evil grin

07734
hello

0day
software illegally obtained before it was released

0noe
Oh No

10q
thank you

10tacle
Tentacle

10x
thanks

12b
wannabe

1337
elite

133t
elite

13itch
bitch

143
I love you

187
murder

1ab
wannabe

1daful
wonderful

1dering
wondering

1nce
once

1sec
one second

2
too

2b
to be

2bad4u2
too bad for you too

2bh
to be honest

2da
to the

2dae
today

2day
today

2ditd
today is the day

2ez
too easy

2g2bt
too good to be true

2ge4
Together

2getha
together

2gether
together

2gethr
together

2getr
Together

2h2h
too hot to handle

2h4u
too hot for you

2k0
2000

2k1
2001

2k4
2004

2k6
2006

2k7
2007

2k8
2008

2k9
2009

2l8
too late

2m
tomorrow

2m4u
too much for you

2ma
Tomorrow

2maro
tomorrow

2mo
tomorrow

2mora
tomorrow

2moro
tomorrow

2morow
tomorrow

2morro
tomorrow

2morrow
tommorrow

2moz
tomorrow

2mro
tomorrow

2mrw
tomorrow

2mw
tomorrow

2mz
tomorrow

2night
tonight

2nite
tonight

2nyt
tonight

2o4s
too old for sex

2qt
too cute

2sday
tuesday

2tali
totally

2tm
to the max

2trd
too tired

2u2
To you too

301ing
referring traffic to another site

304
hoe

31337
elite

313373
elite

31ee7
elite

3q
thank you

3u
thank you

3vi1
evil

3y3 y4m
I am

4
for

404
Clueless

42n8
fortunate

4311
hell

4col
For crying out loud

4e&e
forever and ever

4eva
forever

4ever
forever

4evr
for ever

4evs
forever

4fs
for fuck's sake

4gai
forget about it

4geit
forget it

4get
forget

4getu
forget you

4give
forgive

4got
forgot

4gv
forgive

4head
forehead

4ker
fucker

4king
fucking

4lyf3
for life

4lyfe
for life

4m
form

4q
fuck you

4r3al
for real

4rm
from

4sho
for sure

4tlog
for the love of god

4tw
for the win

4u
for you

4umb
For You Maybe

4us
for us

4ward
forward

4wd
forward

5-oh
cop

53x
sex

5h17
Shit

5n
fine

5o
police

6flx
X-Rated movie (sex flick)

6up
cops in area

6y
sexy

7734
hell

7uck
fuck

8008
boob

8008135
boobies

80085
Boobs

81tc#
bitch

9009l3
Google

911sc
emergency let's stop chatting

<3
love

?u@
Where are you?

?up
what's up?

?^
what's up?

@
at

@$$
ass

@$$ #013
ass hole

@$$hole
asshole

@h
asshole

^5
high five

:)book
facebook

>3
LOVE

?4u
Question for you

a$$
ass

a&f
always and forever

a'ight
alright

a.i.m.
aol instant messanger

a/l
age and location

a/m
away message

a/s/l
age,sex,location

a/s/l/p
age/sex/location/picture

a/s/l/r
age, sex, location, race

a1t
anyone there

a3
anyplace, anywhere, anytime

aaaaa
American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse

aabf
as a best friend

aaf
as a friend

aak
Alive and Kicking

aamof
as a matter of fact

aatf
always and totally forever

abend
absent by enforced net deprivation

abft
About Fucking Time

aboot
about

absnt
absent

abt
about

abwt
about

acc
account

acct
account

acgaf
Absolutely couldn't give a Fuck

ack
acknowledged

addy
address

adhd
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

adl
all day long

admin
administrator

adn
any day now

aeap
as early as possible

af
assface

afaiaa
As Far As I Am Aware

afaic
as far as I'm concerned

afaicr
As Far As I Can Remember

afaics
as far as I can see

afaict
as far as I can tell

afaik
as far as I know

afair
as far as I recall

afaiu
As far as I understand

afc
away from computer

afcpmgo
away from computer parents may go on

afg
away from game

afk
away from keyboard

afkb
away from keyboard

agn
again

ah
ass hole

ahole
asshole

ai
Artificial Intelligence

aiadw
ALL IN A DAYS WORK

aiamu
and I'm a monkey's uncle

aicmfp
and I claim my five pounds

aight
Alright

aightz
alright

aiic
as if I care

aiid
and if I did

aiight
all right

aim
AOL instant messanger

ain't
am not

aite
Alright

aitr
Adult in the room

aiui
as I understand it

aiws
as i was saying

ajax
Asynchronous Javascript and XML

aka
also known as

akp
Alexander King Project

akpcep
Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project

alaytm
as long as you tell me

alol
actually laughing out loud

alot
a lot

alotbsol
always look on the bright side of life

alright
all right

alrite
Alright

alrt
alright

alryt
alright

amf
adios motherfucker

amiic
ask me if i care

aml
All My Love

anim8
animate

anlsx
Anal Sex

anon
anonymous

anuda
another

anw
anyways

anwwi
alright now where was i

any1
Anyone

anywaz
anyways

aob
any other business

aoc
age of consent

aoe
Age Of Empires

aon
all or nothing

aos
adult over shoulder

aota
all of the above

aoto
Amen on that one

aoys
angel on your shoulder

apod
Another Point Of Discussion

app
application

appt
appointment

aprece8
appreciate

apreci8
appreciate

apu
as per usual

aqap
as quick as possible

ar
are

arnd
around

arse
ass

arsed
bothered

arvo
afternoon

asafp
as soon as fucking possible

asaik
as soon as I know

asap
as soon as possible

asarbambtaa
All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.

asbmaetp
Acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce

ase
age, sex, ethnicity

ashl
asshole

ashole
asshole

asic
application specific integrated circuit

asl
age, sex, location

aslo
age sex location orientation

aslop
Age Sex Location Orientation Picture

aslp
age, sex, location, picture

aslr
age sex location race

aslrp
age, sex, location, race, picture

asr
age sex race

asshle
asshole

atb
all the best

atfp
answer the fucking phone

atl
atlanta

atm
at the moment

atop
at time of posting

atp
answer the phone

atst
At the same time

attn
attention

atw
All the way

audy
Are you done yet?

aufm
are you fucking mental

aufsm
are you fucking shiting me

aup
acceptable use policy

av7x
avenged sevenfold

avie
Avatar

avsb
a very special boy

avtr
avatar

avvie
avatar

avy
Avatar

awes
awesome

awk
awkward

awol
absent without leave

awsic
and why should i care

awsm
awesome

ayagob
are you a girl or boy

ayb
All Your Base

aybab2m
all your base are belong 2 me

aybab2u
All your base are belong to us

aybabtg
All Your Base Are Belong To Google

aybabtu
all your base are belong to us

ayc
awaiting your comments

ayd
are you done

aydy
are you done yet

ayec
at your earliest convenience

ayfk
are you fucking kidding

ayfkm
are you fucking kidding me

ayfr
are you for real

ayfs
Are You Fucking Serious

ayk
are you kidding

aykm
are you kidding me

ayl
are you listening

aymf
are you my friend

ayok
are you okay

aypi
And Your Point Is

aypi
and your point is

ays
are you serious

aysm
are you shitting me?

ayst
are you still there

ayt
are you there

ayte
alright

aytf
are you there fucker

ayty
are you there yet

ayw
as you wish

azhol
asshole

azn
asian

azz
ass

bi
bye

b&
banned

b'day
birthday

b-cuz
because

b-day
birthday

b.f.f.
best friend forever

b.s.
bullshit

b/c
because

b/g
background

b/s/l
Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian

b/t
between

b/w
between

b00n
new person

b00t
boot

b1tch
Bitch

b2b
business to business

b2u
back to you

b2w
Back to work

b3
be

b4
before

b4n
bye for now

b4u
before you

b8
bait

b82rez
Batteries

b8rez
Batteries

b@
banned

bab
Big ass Boobs

babi
baby

baf
bring a friend

baggkyko
be a good girl, keep your knickers on

bah
I don't really care

bai
Bye

bak
back

bakk
back

balz
balls

bamf
bad ass mother fucker

bamofo
bitch ass mother fucker

bau
back at you

bb
bye bye

bb4h
bros before hoes

bb4n
Bye-bye for now

bbbj
Bare Back Blow Job

bbe
baby

bbf
best boy friend

bbfn
Bye Bye for now

bbfs
best boyfriends

bbfu
be back for you

bbi
Baby

bbiab
be back in a bit

bbiaf
be back in a few

bbialb
Be back in a little bit

bbiam
be back in a minute

bbias
be back in a second

bbiaw
be back in a while

bbifs
be back in a few seconds

bbilb
be back in a little bit

bbilfm
be back in like five minutes

bbim
Be Back In Minute

bbk
be back, ok?

bbl
be back later

bbl8a
Be Back Later

bblig
Be back later...i guess

bbm
BlackBerry Messenger

bbml
be back much later

bbn
be back never

bbol
be back online later

bbp
Banned by parents

bbq
be back quick

bbs
be back soon

bbsts
be back some time soon

bbt
be back tomorrow

bbtn
be back tonite

bbvl
Be Back Very Later

bbw
be back whenever

bbwb
best buddy with boobs

bbwe
be back whenever

bbwl
be back way later

bby
baby

bbz
babes

bc
because

bch
bitch

bck
back

bcnu
be seeing you

bcnul8r
be seeing you later

bcoz
Because

bcurl8
Because you're late.

bcuz
because

bd
birthday

bday
birthday

bdfl
Benevolent Dictator For Life

be4
before

beatch
bitch

bebe
baby

becuse
because

becuz
because

beech
bitch

beeoch
bitch

beezy
BITCH

beotch
bitch

besos
kisses

bestie
best friend

betch
Bitch

betcha
bet you

bettr
better

bewb
boob

bewbs
boobs

bewbz
boobs

bewt
boot

beyatch
Bitch

beyotch
bitch

bezzie
best friend

bf
boyfriend

bf's
boyfriend's

bf+gf
boyfriend and girlfriend

bf4e
best friends for ever

bf4eva
Best Friends forever

bf4l
best friends for life

bfam
brother from another mother

bfd
big fucking deal

bfe
Bum Fuck Egypt

bff
best friend forever

bffa
best friends for always

bffaa
Best Friends Forever And Always

bffae
Best Friends Forever And Ever

bffaw
best friends for a while

bffe
Best friends forever

bffeae
Best Friend For Ever And Ever

bffene
Best Friends For Ever And Ever

bffl
best friends for life

bffn
best friends for now

bfftddup
best friends forever till death do us part

bfg
big fucking gun

bfh
bitch from hell

bfhd
big fat hairy deal

bfitww
best friend in the whole world

bfn
bye for now

bfs
Boyfriends

bft
big fucking tits

bg
background

bh
bloody hell

bhwu
back home with you

biab
back in a bit

biach
bitch

biaf
Back In A Few

biatch
bitch

bibi
bye bye

bibifn
bye bye for now

bicbw
but I could be wrong

bich
Bitch

bigd
big deal

bilf
brother i'd like to fuck

bilu
baby i love you

bion
Believe it or not.

biotch
bitch

bioya
blow it out your ass

bish
Bitch

biw
boss is watching

biwm
bisexual white male

biz
Business

bizatch
Bitch

bizi
Busy

biznatch
bitch

biznitch
bitch

bizzle
BITCH

bj
blowjob

bk
back

bka
better known as

bl
bad luck

bleme
blog meme

bleve
believe

blh
bored like hell

bling-bling
jewelry

blj
blowjob

bljb
Blowjob

blk
black

blkm
Black Male

blnt
Better Luck Next time

blog
web log

blogger
web logger

blu
blue

bm
Bite Me

bm&y
between you and me

bm4l
best mates for life

bma
best mates always

bmay
between me and you

bmf
be my friend

bmfe
best mates forever

bmfl
best mates for life

bmha
bite my hairy ass

bmoc
Big Man On Campus

bmttveot
best mates till the very end of time

bmvp
be my valentine please

bn
been

bndm3ovr
Bend me over

bnib
Brand new in Box

bnol
be nice or leave

bnr
banner

bo
body odour

boati
Bend Over And Take It

bobfoc
Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch

bobw
Best of Both Worlds

boffum
Both of them

bofh
bastard operator from hell

bogo
buy one get one

bogof
buy one get one free

bogsatt
bunch of guys sitting around the table

bohic
Bend over here it comes

bohica
bend over, here it comes again

boi
boy

bol
Barking Out Loud

bonr
boner

boomm
bored out of my mind

bord
bored

botoh
but on the other hand

bout
about

bovered
bothered

bowt
about

boxor
box

bpot
big pair of tits

br
bathroom

brb
be right back

brbbrb
br right back bath room break

brbf
Be Right Back Fucker

brbg2p
be right back, got to pee

brbigtp
be right back, i got to pee.

brbl
be right back later

brbmf
be right back mother fucker

brbn2gbr
Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom

brbs
be right back soon

brbts
be right back taking shit

brd
bored

brfb
be right fucking back

brgds
best regards

brh
be right here

bro
brother

bros
brothers

broseph
brother

brover
Brother

brt
be right there

bruh
brother

bruhh
Brother

bruv
brother

bruva
brother

bruz
brothers

bs
bullshit

bsmfh
Bastard System Manager From Hell

bsod
blue screen of death

bsomn
blowing stuff out my nose

bstfu
bitch shut the fuck up

bstrd
Bastard

bsx
bisexual

bsxc
be sexy

bt
bit torrent

btb
by the by

btch
bitch

btcn
Better than Chuck Norris

btd
bored to death

btdt
been there done that

btdtgtts
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt

btfl
beautiful

btfo
back the fuck off

btfw
by the fucking way

btias
Be there in a second

btr
better

bts
be there soon

btsoom
Beats The Shit Out Of Me

bttt
been there, tried that

bttyl
be talking to you later

btw
by the way

btwilu
by the way i love you

btwn
between

bty
back to you

bubar
bushed up beyond all recognition

bubi
bye

budzecks
butt sex

buhbi
Bye Bye

bukket
bucket

bur
pussy

burma
be undressed ready my angel

buszay
busy

but6
buttsex

butsecks
butt sex

butterface
every thing is hot but her face

buwu
breaking up with you

bwim
by which i mean

bwoc
Big Woman On Campus

bwpwap
back when Pluto was a planet

bwt
but when though

byeas
good-bye

byes
bye bye

bykt
But you knew that

byob
Bring your own Beer

byoc
bring our own computer

byself
by myself

bytabm
beat you to a bloody mess

bytch
bitch

bz
busy

bzns
buisness

bzy
busy

bzzy
busy

c
see

c 2 c
cam to cam (webcams)

c&c
Command and Conquer

c-p
sleepy

c.y.a
cover your ass

c/b
comment back

c/t
can't talk

c14n
canonicalization

c2
come to

c2c
care to chat?

c2tc
cut to the chase

c4ashg
care for a shag

cancer stick
cigarette

cawk
Cock

cb
come back

cba
can't be arsed

cbb
can't be bothered

cbf
cant be fucked

cbfa
can't be fucking arsed

cbfed
can't be fucked

cbi
can't believe it

ccl
Couldn't Care Less

ccna
Cisco Certified Network Associate

cd9
Code 9 (other people nearby)

celly
cell phone

cex
sex

cexy
sexy

cfas
care for a secret?

cfid
check for identification

cfm
come fuck me

cg
Congratulations

cgad
couldn't give a damn

cgaf
couldn't give a fuck

cgf
cute guy friend

char
character

chik
chick

chilax
chill and relax in one word

chillin
relaxing

chk
check

chr
character

chronic
marijuana

chut
pussy

cid
consider it done

cig
cigarette

cigs
cigarettes

cihswu
can i have sex with you

cilf
child i'd like to fuck

cing
seeing

cis
computer information science

ciwwaf
cute is what we aim for

cless
clanless

clm
Cool Like Me

clt
Cool Like That

cluebie
clueless newbie

cm
call me

cma
Cover My Ass

cmao
Crying My Ass Off

cmar
cry me a river

cmb
comment me back

cmbo
combo

cmcp
call my cell phone

cmeo
crying my eyes out

cmh
Call My House

cmiiw
correct me if I'm wrong

cmitm
Call me in the morning

cml
call me later

cml8r
call me later

cmliuw2
call me later if you want to

cmomc
call me on my cell

cmon
Come on

cmplcdd
complicated

cmplte
complete

cms
content management system

cmt
comment

cmw
cutting my wrists

cn
can

cnc
Command and Conquer

cnt
can't

cob
close of business

cod
Call of Duty

cod4
call of duty 4

cod5
call of duty 5

code 29
moderator is watching

code 8
parents are watching

code 9
Parents are watching

code9
other people near by

cof
Crying on the floor

coiwta
come on i wont tell anyone

col
crying out loud

comin'
coming

comnt
comment

comp
Computer

compy
computer

congrats
congratulations

contrib
contribution

contribs
contributions

convo
conversation

coo
cool

cood
could

copyvio
copyright violation

cos
because

cotf
crying on the floor

cotm
check out this myspace

cowboy choker
cigarette

coz
because

cp
child porn

cpl
Cyber Athlete Professional League

cpm
cost per 1000 impressions

cptn
captain

cpy
copy

cr
Can't remember

crakalakin
happening

crazn
crazy asian

cre8or
creator

crm
customer relationship management

crp
crap

crs
can't remember shit

crunk
combination of crazy and drunk

crzy
crazy

cs
Counter-Strike

cs:s
Counter-Strike: Source

cskr
cock sucker

csl
can't stop laughing

ct
can't talk

ctc
call the cell

ctf
capture the flag

ctfd
calm the fuck down

ctfo
chill the fuck out

ctfu
cracking the fuck up

ctm
chuckle to myself

ctn
can't talk now

ctncl
Can't talk now call later

ctpc
cant talk parent(s) coming

ctpos
Can't Talk Parent Over Sholder

ctrl
control

ctrn
can't talk right now

cts
change the subject

ctt
change the topic

cu
goodbye

cu2nit
see you tonight

cu46
see you for sex

cubi
can you believe it

cud
could

cuic
see you in class

cul
see you later

cul83r
See you later

cul8er
see you later

cul8r
See You Later

cul8tr
see you later

cunt
vagina

cuom
see you on monday

cuple
couple

curn
calling you right now

cut3
cute

cuwul
catch up with you later

cuz
because

cuzz
Because

cvq
chucking very quietly

cw2cu
can`t wait to see you

cwm
come with me

cwmaos
coffee with milk and one sugar

cwot
complete waste of time

cwtgypo
can't wait to get your panties off

cwyl
chat with ya later

cya
goodbye

cyal
see you later

cyal8r
see you later

cyas
see you soon

cyb
cyber

cybl
call you back later

cybr
cyber

cybseckz
cyber sex

cye
Close Your Eyes

cyff
change your font, fucker

cyl
see you later

cyl,a
see ya later, alligator

cyl8
see you later

cyl8er
see you later

cylbd
catch ya later baby doll

cylor
check your local orhtodox rabbi

cym
check your mail

cyt
see you tomorrow

cyu
see you

c|n>k
coffee through nose into keyboard

d&c
divide and conquer

d&df
drug & disease free

d.w
don't worry

d/c
disconnected

d/l
download

d/m
Doesn't Matter

d/w
don't worry

d00d
dude

d1ck
dick

d2
Diablo 2

d2m
dead to me

d8
date

da
the

dafs
do a fucking search

dah
dumb as hell

daii
day

damhik
don't ask me how I know

damhikijk
Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know

damhikt
don't ask me how I know this

dass
dumb ass

dat
that

dats
that's

dawg
Friend

dayum
damn

dayumm
damn

db
database

db4l
drinking buddy for life

dbab
don't be a bitch

dbafwtt
Don't Be A Fool Wrap The Tool

dbag
douchebag

dbeyr
don't believe everything you read

dbg
don't be gay

dbm
don't bother me

dbz
DragonBall Z

dc
don't care

dc'd
disconnected

dctnry
dictionary

dcw
Doing Class Work

dd
don't die

ddf
Drug and Disease Free

ddg
Drop Dead Gorgeous

ddl
direct download

ddr
dance dance revolution

def
definitely

defs
definetly

degmt
Don't Even Give Me That

dem
them

der
there

dernoe
I don't know

detai
don't even think about it

dewd
Dude

dey
they

df
Dumb Fuck

dfc
DON'T FUCKING CARE

dfo
dumb fucking operator

dftba
don't forget to be awesome

dftc
down for the count

dfu
don't fuck up

dfw
down for whatever

dfw/m
Don't Fuck with Me

dfwm
Don't Fuck with Me

dg
don't go

dga
don't go anywhere

dgac
don't give a crap

dgaf
don't give a fuck

dgara
don't give a rats ass

dgas
Don't give a shit

dgms
Don't get me started

dgoai
don't go on about it

dgt
don't go there

dgypiab
don't get your panties in a bunch

dh
dickhead

dhac
Don't have a clue

dhly
does he like you

diacf
die in a car fire

diaf
die in a fire

diah
die in a hole

dic
do i care

dick
penis

diez
dies

diff
difference

dih
dick in hand

dikhed
dickhead

diku
do i know you

diky
Do I know you

dil
Daughter in law

dilf
dad i'd like to fuck

dillic
Do I look like I care

dillifc
do I look like I fucking care

dilligad
do I look like I give a damn

dilligaf
do I look like I give a fuck

dilligas
do i look like i give a shit

din
didn't

din't
didn't

dirl
Die in real life

dis
this

dit
Details in Thread

diy
do it yourself

dju
did you

dk
don't know

dkdc
don't know, don't care

dl
download

dlf
dropping like flies

dln
don't look now

dm
deathmatch

dmaf
do me a favor

dmba*
dumbass

dmi
don't mention it

dmn
damn

dmu
don't mess up

dmwm
don't mess with me

dmy
don't mess yourself

dn
don't know

dnd
Do Not Disturb

dndp
Do not double post

dnimb
dancing naked in my bra

dno
don't know

dnrta
did not read the article

dnrtfa
did not read the fucking article

dnt
don't

dnw
Do not want

doa
dead on arrival

dob
date of birth

dod
Day of Defeat

dogg
friend

doin
doing

doin'
doing

don
denial of normal

doncha
Don't you

donno
don't know

dont
don't

dontcha
don't you

dood
dude

doodz
dudes

dos
denial of service

dotc
dancing on the ceiling

doypov
depends on your point of view

dp
display picture

dprsd
depressed

dqmot
don't quote me on this

dqydj
don't quit your day job

dr00d
druid

drc
don't really care

drood
druid

dsided
decided

dsu
don't screw up

dt
double team

dta
Don't Trust Anyone

dtb
don't text back

dtl
damn the luck

dtp
Don't Type Please

dtrt
do the right thing

dttm
don't talk to me

dttml
don't talk to me loser

dttpou
Don't tell the police on us

dttriaa
don't tell the RIAA

du2h
damn you to hell

ducy
do you see why

dugi
do you get it?

dugt
did you get that?

duk
did you know

dun
don't

dunna
i don't know

dunno
I don't know

duno
don't know

dupe
duplicate

dutma
don't you text me again

dvda
double vaginal, double anal

dw
don't worry

dwai
don't worry about it

dwb
Driving while black

dwbh
don't worry, be happy

dwbi
Don't worry about it.

dwi
deal with it

dwioyot
Deal With It On Your Own Time

dwmt
don't waste my time

dwn
down

dwt
don't wanna talk

dwy
don't wet yourself

dy2h
damn you to hell

dya
Do you

dycotfc
do you cyber on the first chat

dyec
Don't You Ever Care

dygtp
did you get the picture

dyk
did you know

dylh
do you like him

dylm
do you love me

dylos
do you like oral sex

dym
Do you mind

dynk
do you not know

dynm
do you know me

dyt
Don't you think

dyth
Damn You To Hell

dyw2gwm
do you want to go with me

dywtmusw
do you want to meet up some where

e-ok
Electronically OK

e.g.
example

e4u2s
easy for you to say

ead
eat a dick

ebitda
earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization

ecf
error carried forward

edumacation
education

eedyat
idiot

eejit
idiot

ef
Fuck

ef-ing
fucking

efct
effect

efffl
extra friendly friends for life

effin
fucking

effing
Fucking

eg
evil grin

ehlp
help

eil
explode into laughter

el!t
elite

eleo
Extremely Low Earth Orbit

ello
hello

elo
hello

em
them

emm
email me

emo
emotional

emp
eat my pussy

enit
isn't it

enof
enough

enuf
enough

enuff
enough

eob
End of Business

eod
End of day

eof
end of file

eom
end of message

eos
end of story

eot
end of transmission

eotw
end of the world

epa
Emergency Parent Alert

eq
Everquest

eq2
Everquest2

ere
here

errythin
everything

esad
eat shit and die

esadyffb
eat shit and die you fat fucking bastard

esbm
Everyone sucks but me

esc
escape

esl
eat shit loser

eta
Estimated Time of Arrival

etla
extended three letter acronym

etmda
Explain it to my dumb ass

etp
eager to please

eula
end user license agreement

ev1
everyone

eva
ever

evaa
ever

evar
ever

evercrack
Everquest

every1
everyone

evn
even

evr
ever

evry
every

evry1
every one

evrytin
everything

ex-bf
Ex-Boy Friend

ex-gf
Ex-Girl Friend

exp
experience

ey
hey

eyez
eyes

ez
Easy

ezi
easy

f u
fuck you

f#cking
Fucking

f&e
forever and ever

f-ing
fucking

f.b.
facebook

f.m.l.
fuck my life

f.u.
fuck you

f/o
fuck off

f00k
Fuck.

f2f
face to face

f2p
free to play

f2t
Free to talk

f4c3
face

f4eaa
friends forever and always

f4f
female for female

f4m
female for male

f8
fate

f9
fine

f@
fat

fa-q
Fuck you

fab
fabulous

faggit
faggot

fah
Funny as hell

faic
For All I Care

fam
family

fankle
area between foot and ankle

fao
for attention of

fap
masturbate

fapping
masterbating

faq
frequently asked question

farg
fuck

fashizzle
for sure

fav
Favorite

fave
favorite

fawk
fuck

fbimcl
Fall Back In My Chair Laughing

fbk
facebook

fbtw
Fine Be That Way

fc
fruit cake

fcbk
facebook

fcfs
first come first served

fck
fuck

fckd
fucked

fckin
fucking

fckm3hdbayb
Fuck Me Hard Baby

fcku
fuck you

fcol
for crying out loud

fcuk
fuck

fe
fatal error

feck
fuck

fer
for

ferr
For

ff
friendly fire

ffa
free for all

ffcl
falling from chair laughing

ffr
for future reference

ffs
for fuck's sake

fft
food for thought

ffxi
Final Fantasy 11

fg
fucking gay

fgi
fucking google it

fgs
for God's sake

fgssu
For Gods sake shut up

fgt
faggot

fi
fuck it

fi9
fine

fibijar
fuck it buddy, I'm just a reserve

fifo
first in, first out

fify
Fixed It For You

figjam
fuck I'm good, just ask me

figmo
F*ck it - got my orders

fiic
Fucked If I Care

fiik
Fucked If I Know

fimh
forever in my heart

fio
figure it out

fitb
fill in the blank

fiv
five

fk
fuck

fker
fucker

fkin
fucking

fking
Fucking

fkn
Fucking

fku
fuck you

flamer
angry poster

flames
angry comments

flicks
pictures

floabt
for lack of a better term

fm
fuck me

fmah
fuck my ass hole

fmao
freezing my ass of

fmb
fuck me bitch

fmbb
Fuck Me Baby

fmflth
Fuck My Fucking Life To Hell

fmh
Fuck me hard

fmhb
fuck me hard bitch

fmir
family member in room

fmita
fuck me in the ass

fml
fuck my life

fmltwia
fuck me like the whore I am

fmn
Fuck me now

fmnb
fuck me now bitch

fmnkml
fuck me now kiss me later

fmph
fuck my pussy hard

fmq
fuck me quick

fmr
fuck me runnig

fmth
fuck me to hell

fmuta
fuck me up the ass

fmutp
fuck me up the pussy

fn
first name

fnar
For No Apparent Reason

fnci
fancy

fnny
funny

fnpr
for no particular reason

fny
funny

fo
fuck off

fo shizzle
for sure

fo sho
for sure

foa
fuck off asshole

foad
fuck off and die

foaf
friend of a friend

foah
fuck off asshole

fob
fresh off the boat

focl
Falling Off Chair Laughing.

fofl
fall on the floor laughing

foia
freedom of information act

fol
farting out loud

folo
Follow

fomofo
fuck off mother fucker

fone
phone

foo
fool

foobar
fucked up beyond all recognition

foocl
falls out of chair laughing

fook
fuck

for sheeze
for sure

fos
full of shit

foshizzle
for sure

fosho
for sure

foss
free, open source software

fotcl
fell off the chair laughing

fotm
Flavour of the month

fouc
Fuck off you cunt

fov
Field of View

foyb
fuck off you bitch

fo`
for

fp
first post

fpmitap
federal pound me in the ass prison

fpos
fucking piece of shit

fps
First Person Shooter

frag
kill

fragged
killed

fren
friend

frens
friends

frgt
forgot

friggin
freaking

frk
freak

frm
from

frnd
friend

frnds
friends

fs
For Sure

fsho
for sure

fsm
flying spaghetti monster

fsob
Fucking son of a bitch

fsod
frosn screen of death

fst
fast

ft
FUCK THAT

ft2t
From time to time

fta
From The Article

ftb
Fuck That Bitch

ftbfs
Failed to build from source

ftf
face to face

ftfa
From The Fucking Article

ftfw
For the fucking win!

ftfy
Fixed that for you

ftio
fun time is over

ftk
For the Kill

ftl
For The Lose

ftlog
for the love of god

ftmfw
for the mother fucking win

ftmp
For the most part

ftp
file transfer protocol

ftr
For The Record

fts
fuck that shit

fttp
for the time being

ftw
For the win!

fu
fuck you

fua
fuck you all

fuah
fuck you ass hole

fub
fuck you bitch

fubah
fucked up beyond all hope

fubalm
fucked up beyond all local maintenance

fubar
fucked up beyond all recognition

fubb
fucked up beyond belief

fubh
fucked up beyond hope

fubohic
fuck you Bend over here it comes

fucken
Fucking

fucktard
fucking retard

fuctard
fucking retard

fud
fear, uncertainty and doubt

fudh
fuck you dick head

fudie
fuck you and die

fugly
fucking ugly

fuh-q
fuck you

fuhget
forget

fuk
fuck

fukin
fucking

fukk
fuck

fukkin
fucking

fukn
fucking

fukr
fucker

fumfer
fuck you mother fucker

funee
funny

funner
more fun

funy
funny

fuq
fuck you

fus
fuck yourself

fut
Fuck You Too

fuu
fuck you up

fux
fuck

fuxing
fucking

fuxored
Fucked

fvck
fuck

fwb
Friends with Benefits

fwd
forward

fwiw
for what it's worth

fwob
friends with occasional benefits

fxe
foxy

fxp
file exchange protocol

fy
fuck you

fya
for your attention

fyad
fuck you and die

fyah
fuck you asshole

fyb
fuck you bitch

fyc
fuck your couch

fye
For Your Entertainment

fyeo
For your eyes only

fyf
fuck your face

fyfi
For Your Fucking Information

fyi
for your information

fyl
For your Love

fym
fuck your mom

fyp
fixed your post

fyrb
fuck you right back

*g*
grin

g'nite
good night

g/f
girlfriend

g/g
got to go

g0
go

g00g13
Google

g1
good one

g2
go to

g2/-/
go to hell

g2bg
got to be going

g2bl8
going to be late

g2cu
glad to see you

g2e
got to eat

g2g
got to go

g2g2tb
got to go to the bathroom

g2g2w
got to go to work

g2g4aw
got to go for a while

g2gb
got to go bye

g2gb2wn
got to go back to work now

g2ge
got to go eat

g2gn
got to go now

g2gp
got to go pee

g2gpc
got 2 go parents coming

g2gpp
got to go pee pee

g2gs
got to go sorry

g2h
go to hell

g2hb
go to hell bitch

g2k
good to know

g2p
got to pee

g2t2s
got to talk to someone

g3y
gay

g4u
good for you

g4y
good for you

g8
gate

g9
good night

g@y
gay

ga
go ahead

gaalma
go away and leave me alone

gaf
good as fuck

gafi
get away from it

gafl
get a fucking life

gafm
Get away from me

gagf
go and get fucked

gagp
go and get pissed

gah
gay ass homo

gai
gay

gaj
get a job

gal
get a life

gamez
illegally obtained games

gangsta
gangster

gank
kill

gaoep
generally accepted office etiquette principles

gaw
grandparents are watching

gawd
god

gb
Go back

gb2
go back to

gba
game boy advance

gbioua
Go blow it out your ass

gbnf
Gone but not forgotten

gbtw
go back to work

gbu
god bless you

gby
good bye

gcad
get cancer and die

gcf
Google Click Fraud

gd
good

gd&r
grins, ducks, and runs

gd4u
Good For You

gday
Good Day

gdby
good bye

gded
grounded

gdgd
good good

gdi
God Damn it

gdiaf
go die in a fire

gdih
Go die in hell

gdilf
Grandad I'd Like To Fuck

gdmfpos
god damn mother fucking piece of shit

gdr
grinning, ducking, running

gemo
gay emo

getcha
get you

geto
ghetto

gewd
good

gey
gay

gf
girlfriend

gfad
go fuck a duck

gfadh
go fuck a dead horse

gfak
go fly a kite

gfam
Go Fuck A Monkey

gfar2cu
go find a rock to crawl under

gfas
go fuck a sheep

gfd
god fucking damnit

gfe
Girl Friend experience

gfe2e
grinning from ear to ear

gfg
good fucking game

gfgi
go fucking google it

gfi
good fucking idea

gfj
good fucking job

gfl
grounded for life

gfo
go fuck off

gfu
go fuck yourself

gfurs
go fuck yourself

gfus
go fuck yourself

gfx
graphics

gfy
good for you

gfyd
go fuck your dad

gfym
go fuck your mom

gfys
go fuck yourself

gg
good game

gga
good game all

ggal
go get a life

ggf
go get fucked

ggg
Go, go, go!

ggnore
good game no rematch

ggp
gotta go pee

ggpaw
gotta go parents are watching

gh
good half

ghei
Gay

ghey
gay

gigig
get it got it good

gigo
garbage in garbage out

gilf
Grandma I'd like to fuck

gim
google instant messanger

gimme
give me

gimmie
give me

gir
google it retard

gis
Google Image Search

gitar
guitar

giv
give

giyf
google is your friend

gj
good job

gjial
go jump in a lake

gjp
good job partner

gjsu
god just shut up

gjt
good job team

gky
Go kill yourself

gkys
Go kill yourself

gl
good luck

gl hf
good luck, have fun

gl&hf
good luck and have fun

gla
good luck all

glbt
Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd

glf
group looking for

glhf
good luck have fun

glln
Got Laid Last Night

glnhf
Good Luck and Have Fun

glty
Good luck this year

glu
girl like us

glu2
good luck to you too

glux
good luck

glwt
good luck with that

gm
good morning

gma
grandma

gmab
give me a break

gmabj
give me a blowjob

gmafb
give me a fucking break

gmao
Giggling my ass off

gmfao
Giggling My Fucking Ass Off

gmilf
grandmother i'd like to fuck

gmod
Global Moderator

gmta
great minds think alike

gmtyt
good morning to you too

gmv
Got my vote

gmybs
give me your best shot

gn
good night

gn8
good night

gndn
Goes nowhere,does nothing

gnfpwlbn
good news for people who love bad news

gng
going

gngbng
gang bang

gnight
good night

gnite
good night

gnn
get naked now

gno
going to do

gnoc
get naked on cam

gnos
get naked on screen

gnr
Guns n' roses

gnrn
get naked right now

gnst
goodnight sleep tight

gnstdltbbb
good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite

goc
get on camera

goi
get over it

goia
get over it already

goin
going

gok
God Only Knows

gokid
got observers - keep it decent

gol
giggle out loud

gomb
get off my back

goml
get out of my life

gona
Gonna

gonna
going to

good9
goodnite

gooh
get out of here!

goomh
get out of my head

gork
God only really knows

gosad
go suck a dick

gotc
get on the computer

gotta
got to

gow
gears of war

goya
Get Off Your Ass

goyhh
get off your high horse

gp
good point

gpb
gotta pee bad

gpwm
good point well made

gr8
great

gr8t
great

grats
congratulations

gratz
congratulations

grfx
graphics

grillz
metal teeth

grl
girl

grmbl
grumble

grog
beer

grrl
Girl

grtg
Getting ready to go

grvy
groovy

gsad
go suck a dick

gsave
global struggle against violent extremists

gsd
getting shit done

gsfg
Go search fucking google

gsi
go suck it

gsoh
Good Sense of Humor

gsp
get some pussy

gsta
Gangster

gt
get

gta
Grand Theft Auto

gtas
go take a shit

gtb
Go To Bed

gtfa
Go The Fuck Away

gtfbtw
get the fuck back to work

gtfh
go to fucking hell

gtfo
get the fuck out

gtfon
Get the fuck out noob

gtfooh
get the fuck out of here

gtfoomf
get the fuck out of my face

gtfu
grow the fuck up

gtfuotb
get the fuck up out this bitch

gtg
got to go

gtgbb
got to go bye bye

gtgfn
got to go for now

gtgn
got to go now

gtgp
got to go pee

gtgpp
got to go pee pee

gtgtb
got to go to bed

gtgtwn
Got to go to work now

gth
go to hell

gtha
go the hell away

gthb
go to hell bitch

gthmf
go to hell mothafucka

gtho
get the hell out

gthu
grow the heck up

gthyfah
go to hell you fucking asshole

gtk
good to know

gtn
getting

gtp
Got to pee

gtr
Got to run

gts
going to school

gtsy
good to see you

gttp
get to the point

gtty
good talking to you

gu
grow up

gud
good

gudd
good

gui
graphical user interface

gurl
girl

gurlz
girls

guru
expert

gw
good work

gwijd
guess what i just did

gwm
gay white male

gwork
good work

gwrk
good work

gws
get well soon

gwytose
go waste your time on someone else

gy
gay

gyal
girl

gypo
Get Your Penis Out

roflmfao
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

h&k
hugs and kisses

h*r
homestar runner

h+k
hugs and kisses

h.o
hold on

h/e
However

h/mo
homo

h/o
hold on

h/u
hold up

h/w
homework

h2
Halo 2

h2gtb
have to go to the bathroom

h2o
water

h2sys
hope to see you soon

h3y
hey

h4kz0r5
hackers

h4x
Hacks

h4x0r
hacker

h4xor
hacker

h4xr
hacker

h4xrz
hackers

h4xx0rz
hacker

h4xxor
hacker

h8
hate

h80r
hater

h82sit
hate to say it

h83r
hater

h8er
hater

h8r
hater

h8red
Hatred

h8s
hates

h8t
hate

h8t0r
hater

h8t3r
hater

h8te
hate

h8tr
hater

h8u
I Hate You

ha>
hacker

habt
how about this

hafta
have to

hagd
have a good day

hagl
have a great life

hagn
have a good night

hago
have a good one

hags
have a great summer

hai
hello

hait
hate

hak
here's a kiss

hakas
have a kick ass summer

hammrd
hammered

han
how about now

hav
have

havnt
haven't

hawf
Husband and Wife forever

hawt
hot

hawtie
hottie

hax
Hacks

hax0r
hacker

hax0red
hacked

hax0rz
Hackers

haxer
Hacker

haxor
hacker

haxoring
hacking

haxors
hackers

haxorz
hackers

haxxor
hacker

haxxzor
Hacker

haxz0r
Hacker

haxzor
hacker

hayd
how are you doing

hb
hurry back

hb4b
hoes before bros

hbd
happy birthday

hbic
head bitch in charge

hbii
how big is it

hbu
how about you

hby
how about you

hc
how come

hcbt1
he could be the one

hcib
how can it be

hcihy
how can I help you

hdop
Help Delete Online Predators

hdu
how dare you

hdydi
How do you do it

hdydt
how did you do that

heh
haha

hella
very

heya
hey

heyt
hate

heyy
hello

heyya
hello

hf
have fun

hfn
Hell fucking no

hfs
holy fucking shit!

hfsbm
holy fucking shit batman

hfwt
have fun with that

hg
HockeyGod

hght
height

hhiad
holy hole in a doughnut

hhiadb
Holy Hole in a Donut Batman

hhok
Ha Ha Only Kidding

hhyb
how have you been

hi2u
hello

hi2u2
hello to you too

hiet
height

hiik
Hell If I Know

hijack
start an off topic discussion

hith
how in the hell

hiw
husband is watching

hiya
hello

hj
hand job

hl
Half-Life

hl2
Half-Life 2

hla
Hot lesbian action

hlb
horny little bastard

hld
hold

hldn
hold on

hldon
hold on

hll
Hell

hlm
he loves me

hlo
hello

hlp
help

hly
holy

hlysht
Holy shit

hmb
hold me back

hmewrk
homework

hmfic
head mother fucker in charge

hmoj
holy mother of jesus

hmu
Hit Me Up

hmw
homework

hmwk
homework

hmwrk
Homework

hng
horny net geek

hngry
hungry

hnic
head nigger in charge

ho
hold on

hoas
Hang on a second

hoay
how old are you

hoh
head of household

hom
home

homey
Friend

homie
good friend

homo
homosexual

hoopty
broke down automobile

hott
hot

howdey
hello

howz
hows

hpb
high ping bastard

hppy
Happy

hpy
happy

hpybdy
happy birthday

hr
hour

hre
here

hrny
horny

hrs
hours

hru
how are you

hrud
how are you doing

hs
headshot

hsd
high school dropout

hsik
how should i know

hsr
homestar runner

hss
horse shit and splinters

hswm
Have Sex With me

htc
hit the cell

htf
how the fuck

htfu
Hurry the fuck up

hth
hope that helps

htr
hater

http
hyper text transfer protocol

hu
Hey you

hubby
husband

hud
Heads Up Display

huggle
hug and cuddle

hugz
hugs

hun
honey

hv
have

hve
have

hvnt
haven't

hw
homework

hw/hw
help me with homework

hwg
here we go

hwga
here we go again

hwik
how would i know

hwk
homework

hwmbo
he who must be obeyed

hwmnbn
he who must not be named

hwms
hot wild monkey sex

hwu
hey what's up

hwz
how is

hxc
hardcore

hy
hell yeah

hyg
here you go

i <3 u
I love you

i c
i see

i8
alright

i8u
i hate you

i<3 u
i love you

i<3u
I love you

iab
I Am Bored

iafh
I Am Fucking Hot

iafi
I am from India

iag
it's all good

iah
i am horny

iai
i am interested

ianabs
I am not a brain surgeon

ianacl
I am not a copyright lawyer

ianal
I am not a lawyer

ianalb
I am not a lawyer, but..

ianars
I am not a rocket scientist

ians
I am Not Sure

ianyl
I am not your lawyer

iap
I Am Pissed

iasb
i am so bored

iaspfm
i am sorry please forgive me

iatb
I am the best

iateu
i hate you

iavb
i am very bored

iaw
In Another Window

iawtc
I agree with this comment

iawtp
I agree with this post

iawy
I agree with you

ib
I'm back

ibcd
Idiot between chair & desk

ibs
Internet Bitch Slap

ibt
I'll be there

ibtl
In Before The Lock

ic
I see

icb
I can't believe

icbi
i can't believe it

icbiwoop
I chuckled, but it was out of pity.

icbt
i can't believe that

icbu
I can't believe you

icbyst
i cant believe you said that

iccl
I could care less

icgup
I can give you pleasure

icic
I See. I See

icp
insane clown posse

icr
I can't rememer

icsrg
I can still reach Google

ictrn
I can't talk right now

icty
i can't tell you

icu
i see you

icudk
in case you didn't know

icup
i see you pee

icw
I care why?

icwudt
I see what you did there

icwum
I see what you mean

icydk
in csae you didn't know

icydn
in case you didn't know

id10t
idiot

idbtwdsat
I don't believe they would do such a thing

idby
I Don't Believe You

idc
I don't care

iddi
I didn't do it

idec
I don't even care

idek
I don't even know

idfc
i don't fucking care

idfk
i don't fucking know

idfts
I don't fucking think so

idgac
i don't give a crap

idgad
I don't give a damn

idgaf
i don't give a fuck

idgaff
I don't give a flying fuck

idgafs
I don't give a fucking shit

idgara
I don't give a rat's ass

idgas
i don't give a shit

idgi
I don't get it

idjit
idiot

idk
I don't know

idkbibt
I don't know but I've Been Told

idke
I don't know ethier

idkh
I don't know how

idkh2s
i don't know how to spell

idkt
I don't know that

idkw
I don't know why

idkwiwdwu
I don't know what I would do without you

idkwts
I don't know what to say

idkwurta
I don't know what you are talking about.

idky
I don't know you

idkyb
i don't know why but

idkymb2
I didn't know yoru mom blogs too

idl
I don't like

idli
I don't like it

idlu
i don't like you

idly
I don't like you

idlyitw
i don't like you in that way

idm
I don't mind

idn
i don't know

idnk
i don't know

idno
i do not know

idonno
i do not know

idop
it depends on price

idot
idiot

idr
I don't remember

idrc
i don't really care

idrfk
I don't really fucking know

idrgaf
I don't really give a fuck

idrk
i don't really know

idrts
I don't really think so

idsw
i don't see why

idtis
I don't think I should

idtkso
i don't think so

idts
i don't think so

idunno
i do not know

iduwym
I don't understand what you mean.

idw2
I don't want to

idw2n
i don't want to know

idwk
I don't wanna know

idwt
i don't want to

idwtg
I don't want to go

idyat
idiot

iebkac
issue exists between keyboard and chair

ietf
internet engineering task force

iff
if and only if

ifhu
I fucking hate you

ifhy
i fucking hate you

iflu
i fucking love you

ifthtb
i find that hard to belive

ifwis
I forgot what I said

ig
I guess

ig2g
I got to go

ig5oi
I got 5 on it

igahp
I've got a huge penis

igalboc
I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts

igg
i gotta go

ight
alright

igkymfa
I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass

igs
I guess so

igtg
i've got to go

igtgt
I got to go tinkle

igtkya
im going to kick your ass

igyb
I Got Your Back

ih2gp
I have to go pee

ih2p
i'll have to pass

ih8
i hate

ih8mls
I hate my little sister

ih8p
I hate parents

ih8tu
i hate you

ih8u
I hate you

ih8usm
i hate you so much

ih8y
I hate you

ihac
I have a customer

ihat3u
I hate you

ihiwydt
I hate it when you do that

ihml
I hate my life

ihmp
i hate my parents

ihnc
i have no clue

ihnfc
I have no fucking clue

ihni
i have no idea

iht
I heard that

ihtfp
I hate this fucking place

ihtgttbwijd
I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.

ihtp
I Have To Poop

ihtsm
i hate this so much

ihtutbr
I have to use the bathroom

ihu
I hate you

ihurg
i hate your guts

ihusb
i hate you so bad

ihusfm
i hate you so fucking much

ihusm
i hate you so much

ihy
i hate you

ihya
i hate you all

ihysm
I hate you so much

ihysmrn
i hate you so much right now

iigh
alright

iight
alright

iiok
is it okay

iirc
if I recall correctly

iistgtbtipi
If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is

iitywybmad
if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?

iiuc
if I understand correctly

iiw2
is it web 2.0?

iiwii
it is what it is

ij
indide joke

ijaf
it's just a fact

ijcomk
i just came on my keyboard

ijdk
I just don't know

ijdl
I just died laughing

ijeomk
I just ejaculated on my keybord

ijf
i just farted

ijgl
I just got laid

ijit
idiot

ijpmp
I just peed my pants

ijpms
I just pissed myself

ijsabomomcibstg
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

ik
i know

iki
i know it

ikm
I know man

ikr
I know really

ikt
i knew that

ikwum
I know what you meant

ikwyl
I know where you live

ikwym
i know what you mean

ilbcnu
i'll be seeing you

ilcul8r
I'll see you later

ilhsm
i love him/her so much

ili
i love it

ilk2fku
I would like to fuck you

ilms
I love my self

ilotibinlirl
I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life

ilshipmp
I laughed so hard I peed my pants

iltf
i love to fuck

ilu
I love you

ilu2
I love you too

iluaaf
i love you as a friend

ilulafklc
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

ilum
i love you more

ilusfm
I love you so fucking much

ilusm
I love you So much

iluvm
I Love You Very Much

iluvu
i love you

iluvya
i love you

iluwamh
i love you with all my heart

ilvu
i love you

ily
i love you

ily2
i love you too

ily4e
i love you forever

ily4ev
i love you forever

ilyaas
I Love You As A Sister

ilyal
I like you a lot

ilyb
i love you bitch

ilybby
i love you baby

ilybtid
I Love You But Then I Don't

ilyf
I'll Love You Forever

ilygsm
i love you guys so much

ilykthnxbai
i love you k thanks bye

ilyl
i love you loads

ilylab
I love you like a brother

ilylabf
I love you like a best friend

ilylafklc
i love you like a fat kid loves cake

ilylas
i love you like a sister

ilylc
i love you like crazy

ilym
i love you more

ilymtyk
i love you more than you know

ilymtylm
i love you more than you love me

ilysfm
i love you so fucking much

ilysfmb
i love you so fucking much baby

ilysm
i love you so much

ilysmih
i love you so much it hurts

ilysmm
i love you so much more

ilysmydek
I Love You So Much You Don't Even Know

ilysvm
i love you so very much

ilyvm
i love you very much

ilywamh
I love you with all my heart

im
Instant Message

im'd
instant messaged

ima
I am a

imao
in my arrogant opinion

imb
I am back

imcdo
in my conceited dogmatic opinion

imed
instant messaged

imfao
In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion

imfo
in my fucking opinion

imh
I am here

imhbco
In my humble but correct opinion

imhe
in my humble experience

imho
in my humble opinion

imm
instant message me

imma
I'm going to

imnerho
In my not even remotely humble opinion

imnl
I'm not laughing

imnsho
in my not so humble opinion

imo
in my opinion

imoo
in my own opinion

impo
In My Personal Opinion

impov
in my point of view

imsb
i am so bored

imsry
I am sorry

imts
I meant to say

imu
i miss you

imusm
I miss you so much

imvho
in my very humble opinion

imwtk
Inquiring minds want to know

imy
I miss you

imy2
i miss you to

imya
i miss you already

imysfm
i miss you so fucking much

inb4
in before

inbd
it's no big deal

incrse
increase

ind2p
I need to pee

indie
independent

inef
it's not even funny

inet
internet

inh
I need help

inho
in my honest opinion

inhwh
I need homework help

init
isn't it

inmp
it's not my problem

innit
isn't it

ino
I know

instagib
instant kill

instakill
instant kill

intarwebs
internet

interweb
internet

intpftpotm
I nominate this post for the post of the month

inttwmf
I am Not Typing This With My Fingers

invu
I envy you

ioh
I'm out of here

iokiya
it's ok if you are

ionno
I don't know

iono
I don't know

iotd
image of the day

iou
i owe you

iow
in other words

ioya
I'd Own Your Ass

ioyk
if only you knew

ip
internet protocol

irc
internet relay chat

irdc
I really don't care

irdgaf
i really don't give a fuck

irdk
I really don't know

irgtgbtw
I've really got to get back to work

irhtgttbr
I really have to go to the bathroom

irhy
i really hate you

irl
in real life

irly
I really love you

irt
in reply to

irtf
I'll return the favor

is2g
i swear to god

isb
I'm so bored.

isbya
im sorry but you asked

isd
internet slang dictionary

ise
internal server error

isfly
i so fucking love you

isg
I speak geek

isianmtu
I swear I am not making this up

isj
inside joke

iso
In Search Of

isp
internet service provider

iss
im so sorry

istr
I seem to remember

istwfn
I stole this word from noslang.com

ita
I Totally Agree

itb
in the butt

itc
in that case

itd
in the dark

ite
alright

itk
in the know

itn
I think not

itt
in this thread

ityltk
I thought you'd like to know

itz
it's

itzk
it's ok

iucmd
if you catch my drift

iukwim
if you know what i mean

iunno
I don't know

iuno
i dunno

ive
i have

iw2f
i want to fuck

iw2fu
i want to fuck you

iw2mu
I want to meet you

iwbrbl@r
I will be right back later

iwc
In Which Case

iwfusb
i wanna fuck you so bad

iwfy
I want to fuck you

iwg
it was good

iwhi
I would hit it

iwhswu
I want to have sex with you

iwjk
i was just kidding

iwk
I wouldn't know

iwlu4e
I will love you for ever

iwmy
i will miss you

iws
i want sex

iwsn
i want sex now

iwsul8r
I will see you later

iwtfu
i want to fuck you

iwtfy
i want to fuck you

iwthswy
i want to have sex with you

iwtly
i want to love you

iwu
i want you

iwuwh
i wish you were here

iwy
i want you

iwyb
I want your body

iwyn
I want you now

iyam
if you ask me

iyd
In Your Dreams

iydmma
if you don't mind me asking

iyf
In your face

iyflg
If You're Feeling Less Generous

iykwim
if you know what I mean

iym
I am your man

iyo
in your opinion

iyq
I like you

iyss
if you say so

iyswim
if you see what I mean

iywt
if you want to

iz
is

j-c
just chilling

j/a
Just Asking

j/c
just curious

j/j
just joking

j/k
just kidding

j/o
jackoff

j/p
just playing

j/s
just saying

j/t
just talking

j/w
just wondering

j00
you

j00r
your

j2bs
just to be sure

j2c
just too cute

j2f
just too funny

j2luk
just to let you know

j2lyk
just to let you know

j4f
just for fun

j4g
just for grins

j4l
just for laughs

j4u
just for you

jalaudlm
just as long as you don't leave me

jas
just a second

jb
jailbait

jbu
just between us

jc
just curious

jcam
just checking away message

jcath
Just chilling at the house

jdfi
Just fucking do it

jebus
Jesus

jeomk
Just ejaculated on my keyboard

jf
just fooling

jfc
Jesus fucking Christ

jfdi
Just Fucking Do It!

jff
just for fun

jfg
just for giggles

jfgi
just fucking google it

jfi
just forget it

jfj
jump for joy

jfk
Just fucking kidding

jfl
just for laughs

jflts
just felt like typing something

jfn
just for now

jfo
just fuck off

jfr
Just for reference

jftr
just for the record

jfu
just for you

jfwy
just fucking with you

jg2h
just go to hell

jgiyn
Just google it you noob

jgtfooh
just get the fuck out of here

jh
Just hanging

jhm
just hold me

jho
just hanging out

jic
just in case

jit
just in time

jj
just joking

jj/k
just joking

jja
just joking around

jk
just kidding

jka
just kidding around

jking
joking

jkl
just kidding loser

jklol
Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud

jkn
joking

jks
jokes

jkz
jokes

jlma
just leave me alone

jlt
just like that

jm
Just Messing

jma
just messing around

jml
just my luck

jmo
just my opinion

jms
just making sure

jom
just one minuite

joo
you

jooc
just out of curiosity

jooce
Juice

joor
your

jp
just playing

js
just saying

jsa
just stop already

jsing
just saying

jst
just

jsuk
just so you know

jsun
Just so you know

jsut
just

jsyk
Just so you know

jsyn
just so you know

jtay
just thinking about you

jtbs
Just To Be Sure

jtluk
just to let you know

jtlyk
just to let you know

jtoi
just thought of it

jtol
just thinking out loud

jttsiowctw
just testing to see if other websites copy this word

jtty
just to tell you

jtumltk
just thought you might like to know

jtyltk
just thought you'd like to know

jtysk
just thought you should know

jumping the couch
acting strange

jus
just

juss
just

juz
just

juzt
just

jw
just wondering

jw2k
just wanted to know

jwas
just wait a second

jwtlyk
Just wanted to let you know

jyfihp
jam your finger in her pussy

k
ok

k3wl
cool

ka
Kick Ass

kafn
kill all fucking noobs

kah
kisses and hugs

kaw
kick ass work

kb
KiloBite

kek
laughing out loud

kewel
cool

kewl
cool

kfc
kentucky fried chicken

khitbash
kick her in the box and shove her

khuf
know how you feel

kia
Killed In Action

kib
okay, im back

kic
keep it clean

kicks
sneakers

kig
keep it going

kiled
killed

kinda
kind of

kir
kid in room

kis
keep it simple

kisa
knight in shining armor

kit
keep in touch

kitfo
knock it the fuck off

kiu
Keep it up

kiwf
Kill It With Fire

kk
ok

kkk
ku klux klan

kkthnxbye
okay thanks bye

kky
kinky

kl
cool

kma
kiss my ass

kmag
kiss my ass goodbye

kmao
kick my ass off

kmfa
kiss my fucking ass

kmhba
kiss my hairy big ass

kmn
kill me now

kmp
kill me please

knackered
drunk

knewb
new player

knn
fuck your mother

kno
know

knw
know

ko
knock out

kol
kiss on lips

koo
cool

kool
cool

kos
kid over shoulder

kotc
kiss on the cheek

kotl
kiss on the lips

kotor
Knights of the old republic

kots
keep on talking shit

kpc
keeping parents clueless

ks
kill steal

kss
kiss

kssd
kissed

kt
keep talking

ktc
kill the cat

ktfo
knocked the fuck out

kthanxbi
Okay, thanks. Bye.

kthnxbai
Okay, thanks, bye

kthnxbye
Okay, thanks, bye

kthx
ok, thank you

kthxbai
ok thanks bye!

kthxbi
ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxbye
ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxbye
ok, thank you, goodbye

kthxgb
ok thanks goodbye

kthxmn
Ok Thanks Man

kthz
ok thanks

ktnx
Okay and Thanks

kuhl
cool

kul
cool

kute
cute

kutgw
Keep Up The good Work

kuwl
cool

kwik
quick

kwim
Know What I Mean

kwis
Know what I'm saying?

kwit
quit

kwiz
quiz

kwl
cool

kwtsds
Kiss where the sun don't shine

kyag
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

kyfag
kiss your fucking ass goodbye

kyfc
keep your fingers crossed

kyko
keep your knickers on

kys
kill yourself

l0lz
laugh out loud

l2
learn to

l2m
listening to music

l2p
learn to play

l2r
Learn to read

l337
elite

l33t
elite

l4m3rz
lamers

l8
late

l84skool
late for school

l8a
later

l8er
later

l8ers
Later

l8r
see you later

l8rs
laters

l8rz
later

l8s
later

l8t
later

l8ta
later

l8ter
later

l8tr
later

l@u
laughing at you

laff
laugh

lafs
love at first sight

lak
love and kisses

lal
laughing a little

lalol
lots and lots of laughs

lam
leave a message

lamf
like a motherfucker

lan
local area network

lappy
Laptop

larp
live action role-play

lasb
Lame Ass Stupid Bitch

lat
laugh at that

lata
later

lates
later

latn
laugh at the newbs

latr
Later

latwttb
laughing all the way to the bank

lau
laugh at you

lawd
lord

lawl
lauging out loud with a southern drawl

lawl'd
laughed out loud

lawled
laughed out loud

lawls
laughing out loud with a southern drawl

lawlz
laughing out loud with a southern drawl

lazer
laser

lazor
laser

lbh
let's be honest

lbnr
laughing but not really

lbo
laughing butt off

lbr
little boy's room

lcsnpc
low cost small notebook personal computer

ldr
Long-distance relationship

lee7
elite

leet
elite

legit
legitimate

leik
like

leme
let me

lemme
let me

lesbo
lesbian

less than 3
love

less than three
love

lez
Lesbian

lezbean
lesbian

lezbo
lesbian

lezzzie
lesbian

lf
looking for

lf1m
Looking for one more

lf2m
looking for 2 more

lfg
Looking for group

lfm
looking for mate

lfnar
laughing for no aparent reason

lfp
looking for pussy

lfr
Laughing for real

lgb
lesbian/gay/bisexual

lgbnaf
lets get butt naked and fuck

lgbtq
Lesbien, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer.

lgf
little green footballs

lgn
link goes nowhere

lgot
let's go out tonight

lgr
little girls room

lgs
let's go shopping!

lhao
laughing her ass off

lhs
lets have sex

lhsrn
let's have sex right now

lic
like i care

liec
like i even care

liek
like

liekz
likes

lifo
last in first out

ligaff
like I give a flying fuck

ligafs
like I give a flying shit

ligas
like I give a shit

lih
Laugh in head

liita
love is in the air

lik
like

lil
little

lim
Like it Matters

limh
laugh in my head

liol
laugh insanely out loud

lirl
laughing in real life

liv
live

liyf
laughing in your face

lj
live journal

lk
like

lke
like

llap
live long and prosper

llc
laughing like crazy

llf
laugh like fuck

llol
literally laughing out loud

lm4aq
Let's meet for a quickie.

lma
leave me alone

lmamf
leave me alone mother fucker

lmao
laughing my ass off

lmaol
laughing my ass out loud

lmaomtoaoa
Laugh my ass off many times over and over again

lmaonade
laughing my ass off

lmaool
laughing my ass off out loud

lmaootf
Laughing my ass off on the floor

lmaorof
Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor

lmaorotf
laughing my ass off rolling on the floor

lmaowrotf
Laughing my ass of while rolling on the floor

lmaowtntpm
laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself

lmaoxh
laughing my ass off extremely hard

lmap
leave me alone please

lmb
lick my balls

lmbao
laughing my black ass off

lmbfwao
laughing my big fat white ass off

lmbo
laughing my butt off

lmcao
laughing my crazy ass off

lmclao
laughing my cute little ass off

lmd
Lick My Dick

lmfao
laughing my fucking ass off

lmfbo
laugh my fucking butt off

lmffao
laughing my fucking fat ass off

lmffo
Laughing my fucking face off

lmfho
laughing my fucking head off

lmfo
laughing my face off

lmfpo
laughing my fucking pussy off

lmfr
Lets Meet For Real

lmfto
laughing my fuckin tits off

lmg
let me guess

lmgdao
Laughing My God Damn Ass Off

lmhao
laughing my hairy ass off

lmho
laughing my heiny off

lmip
LETS MEET IN PERSON

lmirl
Let's meet in real life

lmk
let me know

lmks
Let Me Know Soon

lmkwut
let me know what you think

lmmfao
laughing my mother fucking ass off

lmmfaos
laughing my mother fucking ass off silly

lmmfas
laugh my mother fuckin ass off

lmmffao
laughing my mother fucking fat ass off

lmo
Leave Me One

lmoao
Laughing my Other Ass Off

lmp
lick my pussy

lmpo
laughing my panties off

lms
leave me some

lmsao
laughing my sexy ass off

lmso
laughing my socks off

lmtd
limited

lmtfa
leave me the fuck alone

lmto
laughing my tits off

lmtus
let me tell you something

lmvo
laugh my vagina off

ln
last name

lnk
Link

lobfl
Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud

lof
Laughing on floor

lofi
uncool

lofl
laugh out fucking loud

loflmao
laying on floor laughing my ass off

loi
laughing on the inside

lol
laughing out loud

lol'd
laughed out loud

lol2u
Laugh out loud to you

lol@u
Laugh out loud at you

lolarotf
laughing out loud and rolling on the floor

lolaw
laugh out loud at work

lolcano
laugh out loud

lolcity
the whole city laughs out loud

lold
laughed out loud

lolees
laugh out loud

lolerz
laugh out loud

lolf
lots of love forever

lolin
laughing out loud

lolio
laugh out loud I own

lollam
Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac

lollercaust
an extreme event of hilarity

lollercoaster
laugh out loud (a lot)

lollerskates
laughing out loud

lolm
laugh out loud man

loln
laught out loud... not

lolngs
laghing out loud never gonna stop

lolocost
laugh out loud

lolol
saying "lol" out loud

lololz
laugh out loud

lolpimp
Laughing out loud peeing in my pants

lolq
laugh out loud quietly

lolrof
Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.

lolrotf
laughing out loud rolling on the floor

lols
laugh out loud

lolwtime
laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

lolz
laugh out loud

lomg
like oh my god

loml
love of my life

lomy
love of my life

loomm
laughing out of my mind

lorl
laugh out real loud

lotf
laughing on the floor

loti
laughing on the inside

lotr
lord of the rings

lov
love

lovu
love you

loxen
laughing out loud

loxxen
laughing out loud

lozer
loser

lpb
low ping bastard

lpiaw
Large Penis is always welcome

lpms
life pretty much sucks

lq
Laughing Quietly

lq2m
laughing quietly to myself

lqtm
Laugh quietly to myself

lqtms
Laughing quietly to myself

lqts
laughing quietly to self

lrfl
Laughing really fucking loud

lrh
laughing really hard

lrqtms
laughing really quietly to myself

lsfw
Less Safe For Work

lshic
laughing so hard i'm crying

lshid
laugh so hard i die

lshismp
laughed so hard I shit my pants

lshiwms
laughing so hard I wet myself

lshmson
laughing so hard milk shot out nose

lshrn
laughing so hard right now

lsmih
laughing so much it hurts

lsr
loser

lsudi
Lets see you do it

lt
long time

ltb
looking to buy

lthtt
laughing too hard to type

ltip
laughting until I puke

ltm
listen to me

ltmq
Laugh To Myself Quietly

ltms
Laughing to my self

ltnc
Long time no see

ltns
long time no see

ltnsoh
Long time, no see or hear

ltp
Lay the pipe

ltr
later

lttpot
laughing to the point of tears

ltw
Lead The Way

lu2
love you too

lu2d
love you to death

lu4l
love you for life

lub
laugh under breath

luf
love

luff
Love

lug
lesbian until graduation

luk
look

lukin
looking

lul
love you lots

lulab
Love you like a brother

lulas
Love You Like a Sister

lulz
Laughing out loud.

lurker
one who reads but doesn't reply

lurve
love

luser
user who is a loser

lusm
love you so much

luv
love

luver
lover

luvuvm
love you very much

luvv
love

luzar
Loser

lv
love

lvl
level

lvn
loving

lvr
lover

lvya
love you

lwih
look what I have

ly
love you

ly2
love you to

lya
love you always

lyaab
Love you as a brother

lyaaf
Love you as a friend

lyao
laugh your ass off

lybo
laugh your butt off

lyf
life

lyfe
life

lyk
like

lyk3
like

lyke
like

lyl
love you lots

lylab
love you like a brother

lylaba
love you like a brother always

lylad
love you like a dad

lylafklc
love you like a fat kid loves cake

lylam
love you like a mom

lylas
I love you like a sister

lylasa
love you like a sister always

lylno
Love you like no other

lyls
love you lots

lymi
love you mean it

lysfm
love you so fucking much

lysm
love you so much

lyt
love you too

lzer
laser

lzr
loser

m
am

m$
Microsoft

m$wxp
Microsoft Windows XP

m&d
mom and dad

m'kay
okay

m.i.a
Missing In Action

m.o
makeout

m/b
maybe

m/f
male or female

m2
me too

m3
me

m473s
friends

m473z
friends

m4f
male for female

m4m
male for male

m8
friend

m84l
mate for life

m8s
mates

m8t's
friends

m9
mine

mabby
maybe

mabe
Maybe

mah
my

mai
my

mao
my ass off

marvy
marvelous

masterb8
masterbate

mastrb8
masturbate.

mayb
maybe

mayte
mate

mb
my bad

mbf
my best friend

mbhsm
My Boobs Hurt So Much

mbl8r
Maybe Later

mcds
mcdonalds

mcs
My computer sucks

mcse
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

me2
me too

meatcurtain
woman's private parts

meatspace
the real world

meeh
me

mego
my eyes glaze over

meh
whatever

messg
message

mf
motherfucker

mf2f4sx
meet face to face for sex

mfa
mother fucking asshole

mfah
motherfucking asshole

mfao
my fucking ass off

mfb
mother fucking bitch

mfg
merge from current

mflfs
married female looking for sex

mgiwjsdchmw
my girlfriend is watching jeff so don't call her my wife

mhh
my head hurts

mhm
Yes

mho
My Humble Opinion

mia
Missing In Action

mic
microphone

miid
my internet is down

milf
Mom i'd like to fuck

miltf
Mom I'd like to fuck

min
minute

mins
minutes

miq
make it quick

mir
mom in room

mirl
meet in real life

misc.
miscellaneous

miself
myself

mite
might

miw
mom is watching

miwnlf
mom I would not like to fuck.

mk
mmm....ok

mkay
ok

mle
emily

mlia
my life is amazing

mlod
mega laugh out loud of doom

mmamp
Meet me at my place

mmas
meet me after school

mmatc
meet me around the corner

mmatp
meet me at the park

mmbocmb
message me back or comment me back

mmd
make my day

mmiw
my mom is watching

mmk
umm, ok

mml
making me laugh

mml8r
meet me later

mmlfs
married man looking for sex

mmmkay
okay

mmo
Massive Multiplayer Online

mmt
meet me there

mmtyh
My mom thinks you're hot

mmw
making me wet

mngmt
management

mngr
manager

mnm
eminem

mnt
More next time

mobo
motherboard

mof
matter of fact

mofo
mother fucker

moh
Medal Of Honor

mohaa
Medal of Honor Allied Assult

mol
more or less

mompl
moment please

moobs
man boobs

mor
more

morf
male or female

moro
tomorrow

mos
mom over shoulder

moss
member of same sex

motarded
more retarded

motd
message of the day

motos
member of the opposite sex

mpaw
my parents are watching

mpbis
most popular boy in school

mpd
Multiple Personality Disorder

mpgis
most popular girl in school

mph
miles per hour

mpih
my penis is hard

mpty
more power to you

mrau
message received and understood

msf
male seeking female

msg
message

msgs
messages

msh
Me so horny

msibo
my side is busting open

msie
microsoft's internet explorer

msm
main stream media

msmd
monkey see - monkey do

msngr
messenger

mssg
message

msv
Microsoft Vista

mtc
more to come

mtf
More to Follow

mtfbwu
may the force be with you

mtfbwy
May the Force be with you

mtherfker
mother fucker

mthrfkr
mother fucker

mtl
more than likely

mtrfkr
motherfucker

mu
miss you

mudda
mother

mul
miss you lots

musiq
music

musm
Miss You So Much

mutha
mother

muve
multi-user virtual environment

muvva
mother

muzik
music

mw2
modern warfare 2

mwah
kiss

mwf
Married White Female

mwsmirl
maybe we should meet in real life

myaly
miss you and love you

myfb
mind your fucking business

myke
man-dyke

myn
mine

myob
mind your own business

myodb
mind your own damn business

myofb
mind your own fucking business

mypl
my young padawan learner

mysm
Miss you so much

myspce
myspace

mmorpg
massively multiplayer online role playing game

n
and

n e
any

n/a
not applicable

n/a/s/l
name, age, sex location

n/c
no comment

n/m
nevermind

n/n
nickname

n/o
no offense

n/t
no text

n00b
newbie

n00bs
newbies

n00dz
nudes

n00s
news

n1
nice one

n199312
african american

n1994
african american

n2
into

n2b
not too bad

n2bb
nice to be back

n2br
not to be rude

n2g
Not too good

n2m
not too much

n2mh
not too much here

n2mhbu
not too much how about you?

n2mhjc
not too much here just chillin

n2mu
not too much, you?

n2n
need to know

n2p
need to pee

n64
Nintendo 64

n8v
native

na
not applicable

na4w
not appropriate for work

naa
not at all

nade
grenade

nafc
Not Appropriate for Children

nafkam
Not Away From Keyboard Any More

naft
Not A Fucking Thing

nafta
North American Free Trade Agreement

nah
no

namh
not at my house

nao
Not As Often

natch
naturally

naw
no

nawidt
never again will i do that

nawt
not

naww
no

nayl
in a while

nb
not bad

nb,p
nothing bad, parents

nba
national basketball association

nbd
no big deal

nbdy
nobody

nc
not cool

ncaa
National Collegiate Athletic Association

ncs
no crap sherlock

nd
and

ndit
No details in thread

ndn
indian

ne
any

ne1
anyone

neday
any day

nedn
any day now

nefing
anything

neida
any idea

nekkid
naked

nemore
Anymore

nes
Nintendo Entertainment System

nethin
anything

nething
anything

neva
never

nevah
never

nevar
Never

nevarz
never

nevm
never mind

nevr
never

newais
Anyways

neway
anyway

neways
anyways

newayz
anyways

newb
someone who is new

newbie
new player

newez
anyways

nf
not funny

nfbsk
not for british school kids

nfc
no fucking clue

nfd
no fucking deal

nff
not fucking fair

nfi
no fucking idea

nfr
not for real

nfs
not for sale

nft
no further text

nfw
no fucking way

ng
nice game

ngaf
nobody gives a fuck

nh
nice hand

nhatm
not here at the moment

ni
no idea

ni994
nigga

nib
new in box

nic
Network Interface Card

nifoc
naked in front of computer

nifok
naked in front of keyboard

nigysob
now I've got you son of a bitch

nimby
not in my backyard

nin
no its not

nip
nothing in particular

nips
nipples

nite
night

nizzle
nigger

nj
Nice job

njoy
enjoy

njp
nice job partner

nk
no kidding

nkt
never knew that

nld
nice lay down

nm
not much

nm u
not much, you

nmbr
number

nme
enemy

nmf
not my fault

nmfp
not my fucking problem

nmh
not much here

nmhau
nothing much how about you

nmhm
nothing much here, man

nmhu
nothing much here, you?

nmhwby
nothing much here what about you

nmjb
nothing much just bored

nmjc
not much, just chillin'

nmjch
Nothing Much Just Chilling

nmjcu
nothing much, just chilling, you?

nmjdhw
nothing much just doing homework

nmjfa
nothing much, just fucking around

nmnhnlm
no money, no honey, nobody loves me

nmp
Not My Problem

nmu
nothing much, you

nmw
no matter what

nmwh
no matter what happens

nn
good night

nn2r
no need to respond

nnaa
no not at all

nnfaa
no need for an apology

nnr
no not really

no pro
no problem

no1
no one

noaa
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

noc
naked on camera

noe
know

nofi
No Flame Intended

nolm
No one loves me

nomw
not on my watch

noob
someone who is new

noobie
new person

nooblet
new player

noobz0r
newbie

noodz
nude pictures

nookie
sex

nop
normal operating procedure

norwich
knickers off ready when I come home

notin
nothing

noty
no thank you

noub
none of your business

nowai
No way

nowin
knowing

noyb
none of your business

noygdb
none of your god damn business

np
no problem

np4np
naked pic for naked pic

npa
not paying attention

npc
Non-playable character

npe
nope

npgf
no problem girl friend

nph
no problem here

npi
no pun intended

npnt
no picture, no talk

nps
No Problems

nq
Thank you

nr
no reserve

nr4u
not right for you

nrg
energy

nrn
No Response Necessary

ns
nice

nsa
No Strings Attached

nsas
No Strings Attached Sex

nsfmf
not so fast my friend

nsfu
no sex for you

nsfw
not safe for work

nss
no shit sherlock

nst
no school today

nstaafl
No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

nt
nice try

ntb
not to bad

ntbn
no text-back needed

nthg
nothing

nthin
nothing

nthn
nothing

ntigaf
not that i give a fuck

ntk
Need to know

ntkb
need to know basis

ntm
not to much

ntmk
Not to my knowledge

ntmu
nice to meet you

ntmy
nice to meet you

ntn
nothing

ntrly
Not Really

ntstt
not safe to talk

ntt
need to talk

ntta
nothing to talk about

nttawwt
Not that there is anything wrong with that

nttiawwt
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

ntty
nice talking to you

ntw
not to worry

ntxt
no text

nty
no thank you

nu
new

nub
inexperienced person

nuff
enough

nuffin
nothing

nufin
nothing

nutin
nothing

nuttin
nothing

nv
envy

nvm
never mind

nvmd
nevermind

nvmt
nevermind that

nvr
never

nvrm
Nevermind

nvrmnd
never mind

nw
no way

nwb
a new person

nwih
no way in hell

nwrus
no way are your serious

nws
not work safe

nwtf
now what the fuck

nwy
no way

nxt
next

ny1
Anyone

nyc
New York City

nyf
not your fault

nywy
anyway

o
Oh

o rly
oh really

o&o
over and out

o.p.
Original Poster

o/y
oh yeah

oaoa
over and over again

oar
on a roll

oaw
on a website

obgjfioyo
old but good job finding it on your own

obl
osama bin laden

obo
or best offer

obtw
oh, by the way

obv
obviously

obvi
obviously

occ
Occupation

ocd
obsessive compulsive disorder

ocgg
Oh Crap, gotta go

od
over dose

oday
software illegally obtained before it was released

odg
oh dear God

odtaa
one damn thing after another

oe
or else

of10
often

ofc
of course

ofcol
oh for crying out loud

ofn
Old Fucking News

oftc
out for the count

oftn
often

oftpc
off topic

og
original gangster

ogw
oh guess what

oh noes
oh shit!

oh noez
Oh no!

ohic
oh I see

ohnoez
Oh no

ohy
oh hell yeah

oibmpc
oops I broke my computer

oic
oh, I see

oicic
oh i see i see

oicu
oh, i see you!

oicwydt
oh, i see what you did there

oidia
oops i did it again

oiyd
Only In Your Dreams

oj
orange juice

ojsu
Oh, just shut up!

ok
okay

oll
online love

olpc
One Laptop Per Child

omdg
oh my dear god

omdz
Oh My Days

omfg
oh my fucking god

omfgn
Oh my fucking god noob

omfgsh
Oh My Fucking Gosh

omfj
oh my fucking jesus

omfl
oh my fucking internet connection is slow

omfsm
Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

omfwtg
Oh My Fuck What The God?

omg
oh my God

omg's
oh my god's

omgd
Oh my gosh dude

omgf
oh my god...Fuck!

omgg
Oh my gosh girl

omgicfbi
Oh my god I can't fucking believe it

omgih
Oh My God In Heaven

omgihv2p
oh my god i have to pee

omginbd
Oh my God, It's no big deal

omgn
oh my goodness

omgny
oh my god no way

omgosh
Oh my gosh

omgroflmao
oh my god roll on the floor laughing my ass off

omgsh
oh my gosh

omgty
Oh my god thank you

omgukk
oh my god you killed kenny

omgwtf
on my God, what the fuck

omgwtfbbq
oh my God, what the fuck

omgwtfhax
Oh My God What The Fuck, Hacks!

omgwtfit
Oh my God, what the fuck is that

omgwtfnipples
on my God, what the fuck

omgyg2bk
oh my god you got to be kidding

omgykkyb
oh my god you killed kenny you bastards

omgz
oh my God

omgzors
oh my god

omhg
oh my hell god

omj
oh my jesus

ommfg
oh my mother fucking god

omt
one more time

omw
on my way

omy
oh my!

onoez
oh no

onoz
oh no

onud
oh no you didn't

onyd
oh no you didn't

oob
out of buisness

oobl
out of breath laughing

ooc
out of character

oohm
out of his/her mind

oom
Out of mana

oomm
out of my mind

ooo
out of the office

ootb
out of the blue

op
operator

orgy
orgasm

orlsx
oral sex

orly
Oh Really

orly
oh really?

orpg
online role playing game

os
operating system

osbutctt
only sad bastards use this crappy text talk

osd
On Screen Display

osifgt
oh shit i forgot

oslt
or something like that

osy
oh screw you

ot
off topic

otc
off the chain

otfcu
on the floor cracking up

otfl
on the floor laughing

otflmao
On the floor laughing my ass off

otflmfao
On the floor laughing my fucking ass off

otflol
on the floor laughing out loud

otfp
on the fucking phone

otft
over the fucking top

oti
on the internet

otl
out to lunch

otoh
on the other hand

otp
on the phone

ots
over the shoulder

ott
over the top

otw
on the way

ova
over

oways
oh wow are you serious

owned
made to look bad

ownt
made to look bad

ownz
owns

ownzer
one who makes others look bad

ownzorz
Owned.

owt
Out

oww
Oops, wrong window

oyfe
Open Your Fucking Eyes

oyid
oh yes i did

oyo
on your own

oyr
Oh Yeah Right

p-nis
penis

p.o.b.
Parent Over Back

p.o.s
parent over shoulder

p.o.s.
parent over shoulder

p/oed
pissed off

p/w
password

p00p
poop

p0wn
make to look bad

p2p
peer to peer

p33n
penis

p3n0r
penis

p3n15
penis

p3n1s
penis

p4p
pic for pic

p911
parent emergency (parent near)

pach
parents are coming home

pachs
parents are coming home soon

pae
Pimpin aint easy

pag
Parents Are Gone

pah
parents at home

parnts
parents

pas
parent at side

pasii
put a sock in it

paw
parents are watching

pb
peanut butter

pb&j
peanut butter and jelly

pbb
parent behind back

pbcakb
problem between chair and keyboard

pbj
peanut butter and jelly

pbkc
Problem between keyboard & chair

pbly
probably

pbm
parent behind me

pbp
Please Be Patient

pcbd
page cannot be displayed

pce
peace

pcent
percent

pco
please come over

pcrs
Parents can read slang

pda
public display of affection

pdg
pretty damn good

pdq
pretty damn quick

peanus
penis

pearoast
repost

pebcak
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

pebkac
problem exists between keyboard and chair

pebmac
Problem Exist Between monitor and chair

peep dis
check out what I'm telling you

peeps
people

pen0r
Penis

pen15
penis

peoples
people

perv
pervert

pewp
poop

pex
Please explain?

pezzas
parents

pf
profile

pfa
Please Find Attached

pfm
Please forgive me

pfo
please fuck off

pfos
parental figure over sholder

pfy
pimply faced youth

pg
page

ph#
phone number

ph33r
fear

ph34r
fear

phag
fag

phail
fail

phat
pretty hot and tasty

phayl
fail

phear
fear

phlr
peace hugs love respect

phm
please help me

phq
fuck you

phreak
freak

phreaker
phone hacker

phuck
fuck

phucker
fucker

phuk
fuck

phun
fun

phux
Fuck

phuxor
fuck

pic
picture

piccies
Pictures

pics
pictures

pihb
pee in his/her butt

piihb
put it in her butt

piitb
put it in the butt

pima
Pain in my ass

pimfa
pain in my fucking ass

pimha
Pain in my hairy ass

pimpl
pissing in my pants laughing

pino
Filipino

pir
parents in room

pita
pain in the ass

pitfa
Pain In The Fucking Ass

pitr
parent in the room

pitrtul
parents in the room text you later

piw
Parent is watching

pix
pictures

pk
player kill

pkemon
pokemon

pker
player killer

pking
player killing

pl
parent looking

pl0x
please

pl8
plate

plac
parent looking at computer

plams
parents looking at my screen

plars
party like a rock star

platcs
parent looking at the computer screen

ple's
please

pleaz
please

pleez
please

pleeze
please

pleze
please

plma
please leave me alone

plmk
please let me know

plocks
please

plom
parents looking over me

plomb
parents looking over my back

ploms
parent looking over my shoulder

plos
Parents Looking Over Shoulder

plox
please

ploxxorz
please

pls
please

plse
please

plx
please/thanks

plywm
play with me

plz
please

plzkthx
Please? OK, Thank you

plzthx
please? Thanks

pmfji
Pardon me for jumping in

pmfsl
piss my fucking self laughing

pmg
oh my God

pmita
pound me in the ass

pmitap
pound me in the ass prison

pml
pissing myself laughing

pmo
pissing me off

pmp
pissing my pants

pmpl
piss my pants laughing

pmsfl
Pissed Myself Fucking Laughing

pmsl
piss my self laughing

pnbf
Potential new boy friend

pnhlgd
parents not home, let's get dirty

pns
penis

pnus
penis

po
piss off

po po
police

po'd
pissed off

pob
parent over back

poc
Piece of crap

poed
pissed off

poets
piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday

poi
point of interest

pol
parent over looking

poms
parent over my shoulder

poo
poop

poontang
female genitalia

pooter
Computer

popo
police

poq
Piss Off Quick

pos
Parent Over Shoulder

poscs
parents over sholder change subject

posmbri
parent over shoulder might be reading it

potc
pirates of the caribbean

pots
Plain Old Telephone Service

pov
point of view

pow
prisoner of war

pp
pee pee

ppl
people

ppls
people

pplz
people

ppor
post proof or recant

ppppppp
Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

pr0
professional

pr0n
porn

pr0nz
porn

prblm
Problem

prd
period

preggers
pregnant

prego
Pregnant

prfct
perfect

prn
porn

prncpl
principal

prncss
princess

prnoscrn
porn on screen

pro
professional

prob
problem

probly
probably

probz
probably

prod
product

prolly
Probably

prollz
probably

pron
porn

proxie
proxy

prp
please reply

prsn
person

prty
party

prv
private

prvrt
pervert

prw
parents are watching

ps1
Play Station 1

ps2
Play Station 2

ps3
Play Station 3

psa
Public Service Announcement

psbms
parent standing by my side

psos
parent standing over sholder

pssy
pussy

pst
please send tell

pt33n
preteen

ptbb
pass the barf bag

ptfo
passed the fuck out

pthc
preteen hardcore

ptl
Praise the Lord

pto
Personal Time Off

puh-leaze
Please

purty
pretty

puter
Computer

pvp
player versus player

pvt
pervert

pw
parent watching

pwb
pussy whipped bitch

pwcb
parents watching close by

pwd
password

pwn
made to look bad

pwn3d
owned

pwn3r
owner

pwnage
Ownage

pwnd
owned

pwned
made to look bad

pwner
owner

pwnt
owned

pwnz
owns

pwnzor
owner

pwob
Parent watching over back

pwoms
parent watching over my shoulder

pwor
power

pww
parents were watching

pxr
punk rocker

pydim
put your dick in me

pyfco
put your freaking clothes on

pyt
pretty young thing

pz
peace

pzled
puzzled

p^s
parent over shoulder

q33r
Queer

q4u
question for you

qed
I've made my Point

qfe
quoted for emphasis

qfmft
quoted for motherfucking truth

qft
quoted for truth

qft&gj
quoted for truth and great justice

ql
cool

qltm
quietly laughing to myself

qna
question and answer

qool
cool

qoolz
cool

qotd
quote of the day

qotsa
queens of the stone age

qoty
quote of the year

qpwd
quit posting while drunk

qq
crying eyes

qt
cutie

qt3.14
cutie pie

qte
cutie

qtpi
cutie pie

r
are

r-tard
retard

r0x0rz
rocks

r8
rate

r8p
rape

r8pist
rapist

r8t
rate

ra2
red alert 2 (game)

ra3
Red Alert 3 (game)

rawk
Rock

rawks
rocks

rawr
roar

rbay
right back at you

rbm
right behind me

rcks
Rocks

rcsa
right click save as

rcvd
received

rdy
ready

re
reply

re/rehi
hello again

reefer
marijuana

refl
rolling on the floor laughing

rehi
hello again

rele
really

rents
parents

rentz
parents

rep
to represent

reppin
representing

rff
really fucking funny

rflmao
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

rfn
right fucking now

rgr
roger

rhcp
red hot chilli peppers

rhgir
really hot guy in room

rhs
right hand side

ricl
rolling in chair laughing

rifk
rolling on the floor laughing

rihad
Rot In Hell And Die

rino
republican in name only

rite
right

ritjive
non virgin

rjct
reject

rl
real life

rlbf
Real Life Boy Friend

rlf
Real Life Friend

rlg
really loud giggle

rlgf
Real Life Girl Friend

rlly
really

rln
real life name

rly
really

rlz
rules

rlze
realize

rm
room

rme
rolling my eyes

rmr
remember

rmso
Rock My socks off

rnt
aren't

ro
rock out

rockr
rocker

rodger
affirmative

rofalol
roll on the floor and laugh out loud

rofc
Rolling On Floor Crying

roffle
rolling on the floor laughing

roffle out loud
rolling on the floor laughing out loud

rofflecake
rolling on the floor laughing

rofflecopters
rolling on the floor with laughter

roffleol
rolling on the floor laughing out loud

roffles
rolling on floor laughing

rofflmfao
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass

rofl
rolling on the floor laughing

rofl&pmp
rolling on floor laughing and peeing my pants

roflao
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

roflastc
Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

roflcopter
Rolling on the floor laughing

roflcopters
rolling on the floor laughing, VERY funny.

roflkmd
rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog

rofllh
rolling on the floor laughing like hell

roflmao
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

roflmaoapimp
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and peeing in my pants

roflmaool
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud

roflmaopmp
rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing my pants

roflmaouts
Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off unable to speak

roflmaowpimp
rolling on floor laughing my ass off while peeing in my pants

roflmbfao
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Big Fat Ass Off

roflmbo
rolling on floor laughing my butt off

roflmfaopimp
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing in my pants

roflmfaopmp
rolling on flor laughing my fucking ass of peeing my pants

roflmgao
rolling on the floor laughing my gay ass off

roflmgdao
rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off

roflmgdmfao
roling on floor laughing my god damn mother fucking ass off

roflmgo
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Guts Out

roflmho
Rolling on the floor laughing my head off

roflmiaha
Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack

roflmmfao
rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off

roflol
rolling on floor laughing out loud

roflolbag
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting A Gut

roflpimp
rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants

roflpmp
rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants

roflwtime
Rolling on the Floor laughing with tears in my eyes

rofpml
rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing

rofwl
Rolling on the floor while laughing

roger
affirmative

rogl
rolling on ground laughing

roglmfao
rolling on ground laughing my fucking ass off

roi
Return On Investment

roids
steroids

roj
affirmative

rol
rolling over laugihng

rolmao
Rolling Over Laughing My Ass Off

rolmfao
rolling over laughing my fucking ass off

rombl
rolled off my bed laughing

rong
wrong

roofles
rolling on the floor laughing

ror
raughing out roud

rotf
rolling on the floor

rotfalol
roll on the floor and laugh out loud

rotffl
roll on the fucking floor laughing

rotfflmao
rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off

rotfflmfao
rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off

rotfl
rolling on the floor laughing

rotflaviab
rolling on the floor laughing and vomiting in a bucket

rotflmao
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

rotflmaofaktd
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off farted and killed the dog

rotflmaool
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud

rotflmaostc
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat

rotflmbo
rolling on the floor laughing my butt off

rotflmfao
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

rotflmfaopimp
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants

rotflmfaopmp
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissin my pants

rotflmfho
rolling on the floor laughing my fucking head off

rotflmho
rolling on the floor laughing my head off

rotflmmfao
rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking ass off

rotflol
rolling on the floor laughing out loud

rotfpm
rolling on the floor pissing myself

rotfwlmao
rolling on the floor while laughing my ass off

rotg
rolling on the ground

rotgl
roll on the ground laughing

rotglmao
rolling on the ground laughing my ass off

rotw
rest of the world

rowyco
rock out with your cock out

rox
rocks

roxor
rock

roxorz
rocks

roxxor
rock

rp
roleplay

rpg
role playing game

rpita
royal pain in the ass

rplbk
reply back

rpo
royally pissed off

rq
real quick

rr
rest room

rrb
restroom break

rsn
real soon now

rspct
respect

rta
read the article

rtard
retard

rtbq
Read The Blinking Question

rtf
return the favor

rtfa
read the fucking article

rtffp
Read the fucking front page

rtfm
read the fucking manual

rtfmfm
read the fucking manual fucking moron

rtfmm
read the fucking manual moron

rtfp
read the fucking post

rtfq
Read The Fucking Question

rtfs
read the fucking summary

rtfu
Ready the fuck up

rtg
ready to go

rtl
report the loss

rtm
read the manual

rtr
Read the Rules

rtry
retry

rts
Real-time strategy

ru
are you

rua
are you alone

ruabog
are you a boy or girl

ruagoab
are you a girl or a boy

rubz2nt
are you busy tonight

rufkm
are you fucking kidding me

rugay
are you gay

rugta
are you going to answer

ruk
are you ok?

rukm
are you kidding me

rumf
Are you male or female

ruok
are you ok?

rur
are you ready

rut
are you there

ruwm
are you watching me

rwb
Rich White Bitch

ryt
right

ryte
right

*s*
smile

s'ok
it's okay

s'pose
suppose

s'up
what is up

s.i.n.g.l.e
Stay intoxicated nightly, get laid everyday.

s.i.t.
stay in touch

s.o.a.b.
son of a bitch

s.o.b.
son of a bitch

s.w.a.k.
sealed with a kiss

s/b
should be

s2a
sent to all

s2bu
Sucks to be you

s2r
send to receive

s2u
same to you

s3x
Sex.

s4se
Sight For Sore Eyes

s8ter
skater

sab
slap a bitch

sagn
Spelling and Grammar Nazi

sah
sexy as hell

sahm
stay at home mom

sbc
sorry bout caps

sbcg4ap
strongbads cool game for attractive people

sbd
silent but deadly

sblai
stop babbaling like an idiot

sbrd
so bored

sbs
such bull shit

sbt
sorry bout that

scnr
sorry, I couldn't resist

scool
school

scrilla
money

scrt
secret

scurred
scared

sd
suck dick

sdf^
shut da fuck up

sdlc
Software Development Life Cycle

sec
second

secks
sex

secksea
Sexy

secksy
sexy

sed
said

see through your eyes
stye

seg
Shit Eatin Grin

seks
sex

sellin
selling

seo
Search Engine Optimization

serp
search engine results page

sexc
sexy

sexe
sexy

sexi
Sexy

sexii
sexy

sexilicious
Very Sexy

sexx0rz
sex

sez
says

sfe
safe

sfh
So Fucking Hot

sfipmp
so funny I peed my pants

sfm
so fucking much

sfr
so fucking random

sfs
so fucking stupid

sfsg
So far so good

sfu
shut the fuck up

sfw
safe for work

sfwuz
safe for work until zoomed

sfy
speak for yourself

sg
so good

sgb
straight/gay/bisexual

sgbadq
Search google before asking dumb questions

sh
shit happens

shag
fuck

shawty
girl

shd
should

shexi
sexy

shexy
sexy

shiat
Shit

shiet
shit

shite
shit

shiz
shit

shizit
shit

shiznat
shit

shiznit
shit

shizz
shit

shizzle
shit

shld
should

shmexy
sexy

shmily
see how much i love you

sho
sure

sho'nuff
sure enough

showin
showing

shrn
so hot right now

sht
shit

shtf
shit hits the fan

shud
should

shuddup
Shut Up

shup
shut up

shure
sure

shut^
shut Up

shwr
shower

shyat
shit

shyt
shit

siao
school is almost over

sibir
sibling in room

sic
said in context

sicl
sitting in chair laughing

sif
as if

sifn't
as if not

sig
Signature

siggy
Signature

silf
Sister I'd Like To Fuck

simcl
sitting in my chair laughing

simclmao
sitting in my chair laughing my ass off

siol
Shout It Out Loud

sis
sister

sista
Sister

sitb
sex in the but

siu
suck it up

siuya
shove it up your ass

sk
spawn kill

sk8
skate

sk8er
skater

sk8ing
Skating

sk8r
skater

sk8ter
skater

sk8tr
skater

sked
schedule

skeet
ejaculate

skewl
school

skhool
school

skillz
skills

skl
School

skool
school

skoul
school

sktr
skater

skwl
school

sl4n
so long for now

sleepin
sleeping

sleepn
sleeping

slf
sexy little fuck

slgb
Straight/Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual

slng
slang

slo
slow

slore
slutty whore

slos
someone looking over shoulder

slp
sleep

slt
something like that

sl^t
Slut

sm1
someone

smb
see my blog

smbt
Suck my big toe

smc
suck my cock

smd
suck my dick

smdb
suck my dick bitch

smdvq
suck my dick quickly

smeg
fuck

smexy
sexy

smf
stupid motherfucker

smfd
suck my fucking dick

smfpos
stupid mother fucking piece of shit

smh
shaking my head

smhb
suck my hairy balls

smho
Screaming My Head Off

smithwaws
Smack me in the head with a wooden spoon

smofo
stupid mother fucker

smst
somebody missed snack time

smt
suck my tits

smthin
something

smthng
something

smtm
sometime

smto
Sticking My Tongue Out

smtoay
Sticking my tongue out at you

sn
screen name

snafu
situation normal all fucked up

snafubar
Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition

snes
Super Nintendo Entertainment System

snew
what's new

snf
so not fair

snl
Saturday Night Live

snog
kiss

snogged
kissed

soa
service oriented architecture

soab
son of a btch

soad
system of a down

soafb
son of a fucking bitch

sob
son of a bitch

sobs
same, old, boring shit

soc
Same old crap

soe
service oriented enterprise

sof
smile on face

sofas
stepping out for a smoke

sofs
same old fucking shit

soi
service oriented infrastructure

sok
It's ok

sokay
it's okay

sol
Shit outta luck

som'm
something

som1
someone

somadn
sitting on my ass doing nothing

some1
someone

soml
story of my life

soo
So

soobs
saggy boobs

sool
shit out of luck

sop
same old place

sorg
Straight or Gay

sorreh
sorry

sorta
sort of

sos
same old shit

sosdd
same old shit, different day

sosg
spouse over shoulder gone

sot
suck on this

sotc
stupid off topic crap

sotr
sex on the road

sowi
sorry

sowwy
sorry

soz
sorry

spk
speak

sploits
exploits

sploitz
exploits

spos
stupid peace of shit

sprm
sperm

sqtm
snickering quietly to myself

srch
search

srly
seriously

sroucks
that's cool, but it still sucks

srry
sorry

srs
serious

srsly
seriously

srvis
Service

sry
sorry

srynd2g
sorry need to go

srzly
seriously

ss
screenshot

ss4l
smoking sista for life

ssdd
same shit, different day

ssdp
same shit different pile

ssia
subject says it all

ssl
secure sockets layer

ssob
stupid sons of bitches

ssry
so sorry

sssd
Same Shit Same Day

st
Stop That

st1
stoned

st8
state

stb
soon to be

stbx
soon to be ex

stby
sucks to be you

std
sexually transmitted disease

steamloller
Laughing. Alot.

stfd
sit the fuck down

stff
stuff

stfm
search the fucking manual

stfng
search the fucking news group

stfu
shut the fuck up

stfua
shut the fuck up already

stfuah
shut the fuck up asshole

stfub
shut the fuck up bitch

stfuda
Shut the fuck up dumb ass

stfugbtw
shut the fuck up and get back to work

stfun
Shut the fuck up nigger

stfuogtfo
Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

stfuppercut
shut the fuck up

stfuyb
shut the fuck up you bitch

stfuysoab
shut the fuck up you son of a bitch

stfw
search the fucking web

stg
swear to god

sth
something

sthing
something

sthu
shut the hell up

stoopid
stupid

stpd
stupid

str8
straight

str8up
straight up

stsp
Same Time Same Place

stt
Same time tomorrow

stufu
stupid fucker

stupd
stupid

stw
share the wealth

su
shut up

suagooml
shut up and get out of my life

suib
shut up im busy

suk
suck

suka
Sucker

sukz
sucks

sul
see you later

sum1
someone

sumfin
Something

summin
something

sumthin'
Something

sumtin
something

sup
what's up

supa
super

supposably
Supposedly

sus
see you soon

susfu
situation unchanged, still fucked up

sut
see you tomorrow

sutuct
so you think you can type

sux
sucks

sux0rz
sucks

sux2bu
sucks to be you

suxor
Sucks

suxors
sucks

suxorz
sucks

suxx
sucks

suxxor
sucks

suyah
shut up you ass hole!

svn
seven

svu
special victims unit

sw
so what

swafk
sealed with a friendly kiss

swak
sealed with a kiss

swalk
sealed with a loving kiss

swf
single white female

swm
single white male

swmbo
she who must be obeyed

swmt
Stop Wasting My Time

swp
sorry wrong person

swt
sweet

swtf
seriously, what the fuck

sx
sex

sxc
sexy

sxcy
sexy

sxe
straight edge

sxi
sexy

sxs
sex

sxy
sexy

syatp
see you at the party

sydim
stick your dick in me

sydlm
Shut your dirty little mouth

syfm
shut your fucking mouth

syiab
see you in a bit

syiaf
see you in a few

syl
see you later

syl8r
see you later

sym
shut your mouth

syoa
Save Your Own Ass

syotbf
see you on the battlefield

syrs
see ya real soon

sys
see you soon

sysop
system operator

syt
see you there

sytycd
so you think you can dance

syu
sex you up

sz
sorry

t#3
the

t,ftfy
there, fixed that for you

t/a
Try again

t2b
time to blunt

t2m
talk to me

t2u
talking to you

t2ul
talk to you later

t2ul8r
talk to you later

t3h
the

t4a
thanks for asking

t4m
Transgender for Male

t8st
taste

ta
thanks again

taci
that's a crappy idea

tafn
That's all for now

taht
that

tai
think about it

taig
That's all I got.

tal
thanks a lot

tanq
thank you

tanstaafl
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch

tard
retard

tarfu
things are really fucked up

tat
that

tat2
tattoo

tau
thinking about you

taunch
te amo un chingo

taw
Teachers are Watching

tay
thinking about you

tb
text back

tb4u
too bad for you

tba
to be anounced

tbc
To be continued

tbd
to be decided

tbf
to be fair

tbfh
to be fucking honest

tbfu
too bad for you

tbh
to be honest

tbhimo
to be honest in my opinion

tbnt
thanks but no thanks

tbp
The Pirate Bay

tbpfh
To be perfectly fucking honest

tbph
To be perfectly honest

tbqf
to be quite frank

tbqh
to be quite honest

tbss
too bad so sad

tbvh
to be very honest

tc
take care

tcfc
Too Close For Comfort

tcg
Trading Card Game

tchbo
Topic creater has been owned

tcoy
take care of yourself

tcp
transmission control protocol

tcp/ip
transmission control protocol/internet protocol

td2m
talk dirty to me

tddup
till death do us part

tdl
Too Damn Lazy

tdtm
Talk Dirty To Me

tdwdtg
The Devil Went Down To Georgia

te
Team effort

teh
the

teotwawki
the end of the world as we know it

terd
shit

tf2
Team Fortress 2

tfa
the fucking article

tfb
time for bed

tfbundy
totaly fucked but unfortunatly not dead yet

tfc
Team Fortress Classic

tff
That's Fucking Funny

tfft
thank fuck for that

tffw
Too funny for words

tfic
Tongue Firmly In Cheek

tfiik
the fuck if i know

tfl
Thanks For Looking

tfln
thanx for last night

tfm
too fucking much

tfs
thanks for sharing

tfta
thanks for the add

tfti
thanks for the information

tfu
that's fucked up

tfu2baw
time for you to buy a watch

tg
thank god

tgfe
together forever

tgfitw
The Greatest Fans In The World

tgft
thank god for that

tgfuap
thank god for unanswered prayers

tghig
thank god husband is gone

tgif
thank god it's friday

tgiff
thank god its fucking Friday

tgis
thank god it's saturday

tgiwjo
Thank God It Was Just Once

tgsttttptct
thank God someone took the time to put this crap together

tgtbt
Too Good To Be True

tgwig
thank god wife is gone

tgws
that goes without saying

th@
that

tha
the

thankies
Thank You

thankx
thank you

thanq
thank you

thanx
thank you

thar
there

thatz
that's

thku
thank you

thn
then

thnk
think

thnx
thanks

tho
though

thr
there

thr4
therefore

thru
through

tht
that

thwdi
thats how we do it

thwy
the hell with you!

thx
thank you

thz
thank you

ti2o
that is too obious

tia
thanks in advance

tiafayh
Thanks in advance for all your help

tiai
take it all in

tiatwtcc
this is a trap word to catch copiers

tif
this is fun

tif2m
this is fucking 2 much

tifs
this is funny shit

tifu
that is fucked up

tigger
tiger

tiic
the idiots in control

til
until

tilf
Teenager I'd Like To Fuck

tinf
this is not fair

tinla
this is not legal advice

tinstaafl
There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

tioli
take it or leave it

tis
is

tisc
that is so cool

tisfu
that is so fucked up

tisg
this is so gay

tisnf
that is so not fair

tiss
This is some shit

tisw
that is so wrong

tiw
teacher is watching

tix
tickets

tjb
thats just boring

tk
team kill

tk2ul
talk to you later

tkd
Tae Kwon Do

tker
team killer

tks
thanks

tku
thank you

tl
Tough Luck

tl8r
talk later

tl:dr
Too Long; Didn't Read

tl; dr
To Long; Didn't read

tl;dr
too long; didn't read

tla
Three Letter Acronym

tlc
tender loving care

tld
told

tldnr
too long, did not read

tldr
Too long, didn't read.

tlgo
The list goes on

tliwwv
this link is worthless without video

tlk
talk

tlk2ul8r
talk to you later

tlkin
talking

tltpr
Too long to proof read.

tlyk
to let you know

tma
take my advice

tmaai
tell me all about it

tmai
tell me about it

tmbi
tell me about it

tmi
too much information

tmk
to my knowledge

tml
tell me later

tmmrw
tomorrow

tmnt
teenage mutant ninja turtles

tmo
take me out

tmoro
tomorrow

tmoz
tomorrow

tmr
tomorrow

tmr@ia
the monkeys are at it again

tmrrw
tomorrow

tmrw
Tomorrow

tmrz
tomorrow

tms
that makes sense

tmsaisti
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

tmsg
tell me something good

tmsidk
tell me somthing I don't know

tmtmo
text me tomorrow

tmtoyh
Too Much Time On Your Hands

tmtt
tell me the truth

tmw
Too much work

tmwfi
Take my word for it

tn1
trust no-one

tna
tits and ass

tnf
That's Not Funny

tnlnsl
Took nothing left nothing signed log

tnx
thanks

tnxz
thanks

tob
teacher over back

tofy
Thinking of You

toh
typing one handed

tok
That's ok

tok2ul8r
i'll talk to you later

tolol
thinking of laughing out loud

tomm
tommorow

tomoz
tomorrow

tos
terms of service

totl
total

totm
top of the morning

totp
talking on the phone

totpd
top of the page dance

tou
thinking of you

tp
toilet paper

tpb
the pirate bay

tpiwwp
this post is worthless without pictures

tps
test procedure specification

tptb
the powers that be

tq
Thank You

trani
transexual

tranny
Transexual

trble
trouble

trd
tired

trnsl8
translate

trnsltr
translator

troll
person who diliberately stirs up trouble

tru
true

ts
talking shit

tsff
thats so fuckin funny

tsig
that site is gay

tsnf
that's so not fair

tss
That's so sweet

tstoac
too stupid to own a computer

tswc
tell someone who cares

tt4n
ta ta for now

ttbomk
to the best o fmy knowledge

ttc
text the cell

ttfaf
Through the Fire and Flames

ttfn
ta ta for now

tthb
try to hurry back

ttihlic
try to imagine how little i care

ttiuwiop
this thread is useless without pics

ttiuwop
this thread is useless without pics

ttiuwp
This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

ttiwwop
This thread is worthless without pics

ttiwwp
this thread is worthless without pics

ttl
total

ttly
totally

ttm
talk to me

ttml
talk to me later

ttms
talking to myself

ttr
time to run

ttrf
That's the rules, fucker

tts
text to speech

ttt
to the top

ttth
Talk To The Hand

tttt
to tell the truth

ttul
Talk To You Later

ttul8r
Talk to you later

ttus
talk to you soon

ttutt
to tell you the truth

tty
Talk to You

ttyab
Talk to you after breakfast

ttyad
Talk to you after Dinner

ttyal
Talk to you after lunch

ttyas
talk to you at school

ttyiam
talk to you in a minute

ttyitm
talk to you in the morning

ttyl
talk to you later

ttyl8r
talk to you later

ttylt
talk to you later today

ttyn
talk to you never

ttyna
talk to you never again

ttynl
talk to you never loser

ttynw
talk to you next week

ttyo
talk to you online

ttyotp
talk to you on the phone

ttyrs
talk to you really soon

ttys
talk to you soon

ttyt
talk to you tomorrow

ttytm
talk to you tomorrow

ttytt
to tell you the truth

ttyw
talk to you whenever

ttywl
Talk to you way later

tu
thank you

tuff
tough

tuh
to

tut
take your time

tuvm
thank you very much

tv
television

tvm
thanks very much

tw
Teacher Watching

twajs
That was a joke, son.

twat
vagina

twbc
that would be cool

twdah
that was dumb as hell

twf
That was funny

twfaf
thats what friends are for

twg
That was great

twi
Texting While Intoxicated

twoh
typing with one hand

tws2wa
That was so 2 weeks ago

twss
That's what she said

twsy
That was so yeterday

twttr
twitter

twvsoy
that was very stupid of you

tx
thanks

txs
thanks

txt
text

txting
texting

ty
thank you

tyclos
turn your CAPS LOCK off, stupid

tyfi
Thank You for invite

tyfn
thank you for nothing

tyfyt
Thank you for your time

tyl
text you later

tym
time

typ
thank you partner

typo
typing mistake

tyred
tired

tys
Told You So

tysfm
thank you so fucking much

tysm
thank you so much

tysvm
thank you so very much

tyt
take your time

tyty
thank you thank you

tyvm
Thank You Very Much

tyvvm
thank you very very much

u
you

u iz a 304
you is a hoe

u'd
you would

u'll
you will

u'r
you're

u'v
you have

u've
You've

u/l
upload

u/n
username

u2
You too

u2u
up to you

u4i
up for it

ua
user agreement

uaaaa
Universal Association Against Acronym Abuse

uat
User Acceptance Testing

uayor
Use At Your Own Risk

ub3r
super

uber
over

uctaodnt
you can't teach an old dog new tricks

udc
you don't care

udek
you don't even know

uds
you dumb shit

udwk
you don't want to know

udy
you done yet

ufab
ugly fat ass bitch

ufia
unsolicited finger in the anus

ufic
Unsolicited Finger in Chili

ufmf
you funny mother fucker

ugba
you gay bitch ass

ugtr
you got that right

uhab
you have a blog

uhems
you hardly ever make sense

ui
User Interface

ujds
u just did shit

ukr
You know right

ukwim
you know what i mean

ul
unlucky

ulbom
you looked better on myspace

umfriend
sexual partner

un2bo
you need to back off

un4rtun8ly
unfortunately

uom
You owe me

upcia
unsolicited pool cue in anus

upia
unsolicited pencil in anus

upmo
You piss me off

upos
you piece of shit

upw
unidentified party wound

ur
your

ur2g
you are too good

ur6c
you're sexy

ura
you are a

uradrk
you're a dork

urafb
you are a fucking bitch

uraqt
you are a cutie

urcrzy
you are crazy

ure
you are

urg
you are gay

urht
you're hot

url8
you are late

urms
you rock my socks

urnc
you are not cool

urs
yours

ursab
you are such a bitch

ursdf
you are so damn fine

ursg
you are so gay

ursh
you are so hot

urssb
you are so sexy baby

urstpid
you are stupid

urstu
you are stupid

urtb
you are the best

urtbitw
You are the best in the world!

urtrd
you retard

urtw
you are the worst

urw
you are weird

uryyfm
you are too wise for me

usck
you suck

usd
United States Dollar

ussr
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

usuk
You Suck

usux
you suck

ut
unreal tournament

ut
you there

utfs
Use the fucking search

utm
you tell me

uttm
you talking to me?

utube
youtube

uty
it's up to you

uve
You've

uvgtbsm
you have got to be shiting me

uw
you're welcome

uya
up your ass

uyab
up your ass bitch

v4g1n4
vagina

vag
vagina

vajayjay
vagina

vb
visual basic

vbeg
very big evil grin

vbg
very big grin

vf
very funny

vfe
Virgins 4 ever

vff
Verry Fucking Funny

vfm
value for money

vgg
very good game

vgh
Very good hand

vgl
very good looking

vid
Video

vids
Videos

vip
very important person

vleo
Very Low Earth Orbit

vlog
video log

vn
very nice

vnc
Virtual Network Computing

vnh
Very nice hand

voip
voice over ip

vrsty
Varsity

vry
very

vwd
very well done

vweg
very wicked evil grin

vzit
visit

vzn
verizon

w'sup
what's up

w.b.s.
Write Back Soon

w.e
Whatever

w.e.
whatever

w.o.w
World of Warcraft

w.o.w.
world of warcraft

w/
with

w/b
write back

w/e
whatever

w/end
weekend

w/eva
whatever

w/o
with out

w/out
without

w/u
with you

w00t
woohoo

w012d
word

w2d
what to do

w2f
want to fuck

w2g
Way to go

w2ho
want to hang out

w2m
want to meet

w33d
weed

w8
wait

w8am
wait a minute

w8ing
waiting

w8t4me
wait for me

w8ter
waiter

w911
Wife in room

wab
what a bitch

wad
without a doubt

wad ^
what's up?

wadr
with all due respect

wadzup
What's up?

waf
weird as fuck

wafda
What a Fucking Dumb Ass

wafl
what a fucking loser

wafm
wait a fucking minute

wafn
what a fucken noob

wai
what an idiot

walstib
what a long strange trip it's been

wam
wait a minute

wamh
with all my heart

wan2tlk
Want to talk

wana
want to

wanafuk
wanna fuck

wanker
masturbater

wanking
Masturbating

wanna
want to

wansta
wanna be ganster

warez
illegally obtained software

wassup
what's up?

wasup
What's Up

was^
What's Up

wat
what

wat's^
Whats Up

watcha
what are you

watev
whatever

wateva
whatever

watevr
whatever

watevs
whatever

wats
whats

wats ^
whats up

wats^
what's up?

watz ^
What's up

wau
what about you

wau^2
what are you up to?

waw
what a whore

waycb
when are you coming back

wayd
what are you doing

waygow
who are you going out with

wayh
why are you here

wayn
Where Are You Now

waysttm
why are you still talking to me

waysw
Why are you so weird

wayt
What are you thinking?

wayut
what are you up to

waz
what is

waz ^
what's up

wazz
what's

wazza
what's up

waz^
what's up?

wb
welcome back

wbagnfarb
would be a good name for a rock band

wbb
will be back

wbbs
will be back soon

wbp
Welcome Back Partner

wbs
write back soon

wbu
what about you

wc
who cares

wc3
Warcraft III

wcutm
what can you tell me

wcw
webcam whore

wd
well done

wdhlm
why doesnt he love me?

wdidn
what do i do now

wdim
What Did I miss

wdtm
what does that mean

wduc
what do you care

wdum
what do you mean

wdus
What Did You Say

wdut
what do you think?

wdutom
what do you think of me

wduw
what do you want

wduwta
what do you wanna talk about

wduwtta
what do you want to talk about

wdwdn
what do we do now

wdwgw
where did we go wrong

wdydt
why do you do that

wdye
What do you expect

wdyl
who do you like

wdym
what do you mean

wdys
What did you say

wdyt
what do you think

wdytia
who do you think i am?

wdyw
what do you want

wdywtd
what do you want to do

wdywtdt
Why Do You Want To Do That?

wdywtta
what do you want to talk about

webby
webcam

weg
wicked evil grin

welc
welcome

wen
when

werkz
works

wev
Whatever

weve
what ever

wevr
whatever

wfh
Working From Home

wfhw
what's for homework

wfm
Works For Me

wfyb
whatever floats your boat

wg
wicked gril

wgac
who gives a crap

wgaf
Who gives a fuck

wgas
who gives a shit

wgasa
who gives a shit anyway

wgo
what's going on

wgph2
Want to go play Halo 2?

wha
what?

whaddya
what do you

whaletail
thong

whatcha
what are you

whatev
whatever

whatevs
whatever

whats ^
whats up

what^
what's up?

whevah
where ever

whever
whatever

whf
Wanna have fun?

whit
with

whodi
friend

whr
where

whs
wanna have sex

wht
What

whteva
what ever

whteve
whatever

whtever
whatever

whtevr
whatever

whtvr
whatever

wht^
what up

whubu2
what have you been up to

whubut
what have you been up to

whut
what

wid
with

widout
without

wif
With

wiid
what if i did

wilco
will comply

winnar
winner

wio
without

wip
Work In progress

wit
with

witcha
with you

witfp
What is the fucking point

witu
with you

witw
what in the world

witwct
What is the world coming too

witwu
who is there with you

witwwyt
what in the world were you thinking

wiu
What is up?

wiv
with

wiw
wife is watching

wiwt
wish i was there

wiyp
what is your problem

wjwd
What Jesus Would Do

wk
week

wkd
wicked

wkend
weekend

wl
will

wlc
welcome

wlcb
welcome back

wlcm
welcome

wld
would

wlkd
walked

wlos
wife looking over Shoulder

wltm
would like to meet

wmao
working my ass off

wmd
Weapons Of Mass Destruction

wn
when

wna
want to

wnkr
wanker

wnrn
why not right now

wnt
want

wntd
what not to do

woa
word of advice

woc
welcome on cam

wochit
watch it

woe
what on earth

woft
Waste of fucking time

wogge
what on god's green earth?

wogs
waste of good sperm

wombat
waste of money, brains, and time

woot
woohoo

wot
what

wotevs
whatever

wotv
What's on Television?

wotw
word of the week

woum
what's on your mind

wowzers
wow

woz
was

wp
wrong person

wpe
worst president ever (Bush)

wrdo
weirdo

wrgaf
Who really gives a fuck?

wrk
work

wrm
which reminds me

wrng
wrong

wrt
with regard to

wrtg
writing

wrthls
Worthless

wru
where are you

wrud
what are you doing

wruu2
what are you up to

wsb
wanna cyber?

wsf
we should fuck

wshtf
when shit hits the fan

wsi
why should I

wsibt
when should i be there

wsidi
Why Should I Do It

wsop
world series of poker

wswta
What shall we talk about?

wtb
Want to buy

wtbd
what's the big deal

wtbh
What the bloody hell

wtc
what the crap

wtcf
what the crazy fuck

wtd
what the deuce

wtf
what the fuck

wtfaud
what the fuck are you doing?

wtfay
who the fuck are you

wtfayd
what the fuck are you doing

wtfayt
why the fuck are you talking

wtfayta
What the Fuck are you talking about?

wtfb
what the fuck bitch

wtfbs
What the fuck bull shit

wtfc
Who The Fuck Cares

wtfdik
what the fuck do i know

wtfdum
what the fuck do you mean

wtfduw
What the fuck do you want?

wtfdyw
what the fuck do you want

wtfe
What The Fuck Ever

wtfever
what the fuck ever

wtfg
What the fucking god

wtfh
what the fucking hell

wtfhwt
what the fucking hell was that

wtfigo
what the fuck is going on

wtfigoh
what the fuck is going on here

wtfit
what the fuck is that

wtfits
what the fuck is this shit

wtfiu
what the fuck is up

wtfiup
what the fuck is your problem

wtfiuwy
what the fuck is up with you

wtfiwwu
what the fuck is wrong with you

wtfiwwy
what the fuck is wrong with you

wtfiyp
what the fuck is your problem

wtfm
what the fuck, mate?

wtfmf
what the fuck mother fucker

wtfo
what the fuck over

wtfru
what the fuck are you

wtfrud
What the fuck are you doing?

wtfrudng
what the fuck are you doing

wtfruo
what the fuck are you on?

wtfruttd
what the fuck are you trying to do

wtfs
what the fucking shit?

wtfuah
what the fuck you asshole

wtful
What the fuck you loser

wtfwjd
what the fuck would jesus do

wtfwt
what the fuck was that

wtfwtd
what the fuck was that dude

wtfwtf
what the fuck was that for?

wtfya
what the fuck you asshole

wtfyb
what the fuck you bitch

wtg
way to go

wtgds
way to go dumb shit

wtgp
Want to go Private

wth
what the heck

wtharud
what the heck are you doing

wthau
who the hell are you

wthauwf
what the hell are you waiting for

wthay
who the hell are you

wthayd
what the heck are you doing

wthaydwmgf
what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend

wthdydt
why the hell did you do that

wthhyb
where the hell have you been?

wthigo
what the hell is going on

wthiwwu
What the hell is wrong with you

wtho
want to hang out?

wthru
Who the heck are you

wthrud
what the hell are you doing?

wths
want to have sex

wthswm
want to have sex with me

wthwt
what the hell was that?

wthwut
what the hell were you thinking

wthyi
what the hell you idiot

wtii
what time is it

wtiiot
What time is it over there?

wtityb
whatever, tell it to your blog

wtly
Welcome to last year

wtmf
what the mother fuck

wtmfh
what the mother fucking hell

wtmi
way too much information

wtp
where's the party

wtrud
what are you doing

wts
want to sell

wtt
want to trade

wtv
Whatever

wtva
whatever

wtvr
whatever

wtwm
what time are we meeting?

wtwr
well that was random

wu
what's up

wu
what's up?

wu2kilu
want you to know I love you

wub
love

wubmgf
Will You Be My Girlfriend?

wubu2
what you been up to

wubut
what you been up too

wud
would

wudev
Whatever

wudn
what you doing now

wugowm
will you go out with me

wula
what you looking at?

wuld
would

wuny
wait until next year

wussup
What is up?

wut
what

wutcha
What are you

wuteva
whatever

wutevr
what ever

wuts
what is

wutup
What's Up

wuu2
what you up too

wuu2
what you up to

wuu22m
what you up to tomorrow

wuut
what you up to

wuv
love

wuwh
Wish you were here

wuwt
what's up with that

wuwta
what do you want to talk about

wuwtab
what do you want to talk about

wuwtb
what do you want to talk about

wuwu
what up with you

wuz
was

wuza
what's up

wuzup
what's up

wwc
who would care

wwcnd
What would Chuck Norris do

wwdhd
What would David Hasselhoff do

wwe
World Wrestling Entertainment

wwgf
when we gonna fuck

wwhw
when where how why

wwikt
why would i know that

wwjd
what would jesus do?

wwt
what was that

wwtf
what was that for

wwudtm
what would you do to me

wwut
what were you thinking

www
world wide web

wwwy
what's wrong with you

wwy
where were you

wwycm
when will you call me

wwyd
what would you do?

wy
Why?

wyas
wow you are stupid

wyauimg
Why you all up in my grill?

wybts
were you born this sexy

wyc
will you come

wycm
Will You Call Me

wyd
what are you doing

wyg
will you go

wygam
When you get a minute

wygwm
will you go with me

wyhi
Would You Hit It?

wyhswm
would you have sex with me

wyltk
wouldn't you like to know

wylym
Watch Your Language Young Man

wym
What You Mean?

wyn
What's your name

wyp
what's your problem?

wypsu
will you please shut up

wys
wow you're stupid

wysiayg
what you see is all you get

wysitwirl
what you see is totally worthless in real life

wysiwyg
what you see is what you get

wywh
wish you were here

wywo
while you were out

w\e
whatever

x treme
extreme

xb36t
Xbox 360

xbf
ex-boyfriend

xbl
xbox live

xcept
except

xcpt
except

xd
extreme droll

xellent
excellent

xfer
transfer

xgf
exgirlfriend

xing
crossing

xit
Exit

xl
extra large

xlnt
Excellent

xmas
christmas

xmpl
example

xoac
Christ on a crutch

xor
hacker

xover
crossover

xox
hugs and kisses

xoxo
hugs and kisses

xp
experience

xpect
expect

xplaned
explained

xpt
except

xroads
crossroads

xs
excess

xtra
extra

xtreme
extreme

xyz
examine your zipper

xyzpdq
Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick

y
why

y w
you're welcome

y!a
yahoo answers

y'all
you all

y/n
yes or no

y/o
Years Old

y00
you

y2b
Youtube

y2k
year 2000

ya
yeah

yaaf
you are a fag

yaafm
You Are A Fucking Moron

yaagf
you are a good friend

yaai
You are an idiot

yaf
you're a fag

yafi
you're a fucking idiot

yag
you are gay

yall
you all

yapa
yet another pointless acronym

yaqw
You are quite welcome

yarly
yeah really

yas
you are stupid

yasan
You are such a nerd

yasf
you are so funny

yasfg
you are so fucking gay

yasg
you are so gay

yasw
you are so weird

yatb
you are the best

yatwl
you are the weakest link

yaw
you are welcome

ybbg
Your Brother By Grace

ybs
you'll be sorry

ybya
you bet your ass

ycliu
You could look it up

yctwuw
you can think what you want

ydpos
you dumb piece of shit

ydtm
You're dead to me

ydufc
Why do fucking care?

yduwtk
why do you want to know

ye
yeah

yea
yeah

yer
you're

yermom
your mother

yesh
yes

yew
you

yfb
you fucking bastard

yfg
you're fucking gay

yfi
you fucking idiot

ygg
you go girl

ygm
You Got Mail

ygp
you got punked!

ygpm
you've got a private message

ygtbfkm
you've got to be fucking kidding me

ygtbk
you've got to be kidding

ygtbkm
you got to be kidding me

ygtbsm
You've got to be shitting me

ygtsr
you got that shit right

yh
yeah

yhbt
you've been trolled

yhew
you

yhf
you have failed

yhgtbsm
You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

yhl
you have lost

yhm
You have mail

yhpm
you have a private messge

yid
yes, I do

yim
yahoo instant messenger

yiwtgo
Yes, I want to go private

yk
you kidding

yki
You know it

ykisa
Your knight in shining armor

ykm
You're killing me

ykn
you know nothing

ykw
You Know What

ykwim
you know what I mean

ykwya
you know who you are

ykywywm
you know you wish you were me

ylb
you little bitch

ym
your mom

ymbkm
you must be kidding me

yme
why me

ymfp
Your Most Favorite Person

ymg2c
your mom goes to college

ymgtc
Your Mom Goes To college

ymiaw
your mom is a whore

ymislidi
you make it sound like i did it

ymmd
You Made My Day

ymmv
your mileage may vary

ymrasu
Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up

yn
why not

yng
young

ynk
you never know

ynm
yes, no, maybe

ynt
why not

ynw
you know what

yo
year old

yo'
your

yomank
you owe me a new keyboard

yooh
you

yor
your

youngin
young person

yoy
why oh why

ypmf
you pissed me off

ypmo
you piss me off

ypom
your place or mine

yqw
you're quite welcome

yr
year

yrbk
Yearbook

yrms
You Rock My Socks

yrs
years

yrsaf
You Are Such A Fool

yrsm
you really scare me

yrss
you are so sexy

yru
why are you?

yrubm
why are you bugging me?

yrusm
Why are you so mean

ys
you suck

ysa
You Suck Ass

ysal
you suck at life

ysati
you suck at the internet

ysf
you stupid fuck

ysic
why should I care

ysitm
your shirt is too small

ysm
you scare me

ysoab
You son of a bitch

yss
you stupid shit

yswnt
why sleep when not tired?

yt
You there?

ytd
year to date

ytf
why the fuck

ytfwudt
why the fuck would you do that?

ythwudt
Why the hell would you do that

ytis
You think I'm special?

ytm
you tell me

ytmnd
You're the man now, dog!

yty
why thank you

yu
You

yua
you ugly ass

yuo
you

yup
yes

yur
your

yust
why you say that

yvfw
you're very fucking welcome

yvw
you're very welcome

yw
you're welcome

ywapom
you want a piece of me?

ywia
You're welcome in advance

ywic
why would i care

yws
you want sex

ywud
yo whats up dude

ywvm
you're welcome very much

ywywm
you wish you were me

yysw
yeah, yeah, sure, whatever

z'omg
Oh my God

z0mg
oh my god

zex
sex

zh
Zero Hour

zig
cigarette

zomfg
oh my fucking god

zomg
Oh my God

zomgzorrz
oh my god

zoot
woohoo

zot
Zero Tolerance

zt
zoo tycoon

zup
what's up?

^
up

^^&>
up up and away

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