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| $#!+ - shit $$ - money $46 - money for sex $h!t - shit $xy - sexy /. - Slashdot *4u - Kiss for you *67 - unknown *eg* - evil grin 07734 - hello 0day - software illegally obtained before it was released 0noe - Oh No 10q - thank you 10tacle - Tentacle 10x - thanks 12b - wannabe 1337 - elite 133t - elite 13itch - bitch 143 - I love you 187 - murder 1ab - wannabe 1daful - wonderful 1dering - wondering 1nce - once 1sec - one second 2 - too 2b - to be 2bad4u2 - too bad for you too 2bh - to be honest 2da - to the 2dae - today 2day - today 2ditd - today is the day 2ez - too easy 2g2bt - too good to be true 2ge4 - Together 2getha - together 2gether - together 2gethr - together 2getr - Together 2h2h - too hot to handle 2h4u - too hot for you 2k0 - 2000 2k1 - 2001 2k4 - 2004 2k6 - 2006 2k7 - 2007 2k8 - 2008 2k9 - 2009 2l8 - too late 2m - tomorrow 2m4u - too much for you 2ma - Tomorrow 2maro - tomorrow 2mo - tomorrow 2mora - tomorrow 2moro - tomorrow 2morow - tomorrow 2morro - tomorrow 2morrow - tommorrow 2moz - tomorrow 2mro - tomorrow 2mrw - tomorrow 2mw - tomorrow 2mz - tomorrow 2night - tonight 2nite - tonight 2nyt - tonight 2o4s - too old for sex 2qt - too cute 2sday - tuesday 2tali - totally 2tm - to the max 2trd - too tired 2u2 - To you too 301ing - referring traffic to another site 304 - hoe 31337 - elite 313373 - elite 31ee7 - elite 3q - thank you 3u - thank you 3vi1 - evil 3y3 y4m - I am 4 - for 404 - Clueless 42n8 - fortunate 4311 - hell 4col - For crying out loud 4e&e - forever and ever 4eva - forever 4ever - forever 4evr - for ever 4evs - forever 4fs - for fuck's sake 4gai - forget about it 4geit - forget it 4get - forget 4getu - forget you 4give - forgive 4got - forgot 4gv - forgive 4ker - fucker 4king - fucking 4lyf3 - for life 4lyfe - for life 4m - form 4q - fuck you 4rm - from 4sho - for sure 4tlog - for the love of god 4tw - for the win 4u - for you 4umb - For You Maybe 4us - for us 4ward - forward 4wd - forward 5-oh - cop 53x - sex 5h17 - Shit 5n - fine 5o - police 6flx - X-Rated movie (sex flick) 6up - cops in area 6y - sexy 7734 - hell 7uck - fuck 8008 - boob 8008135 - boobies 80085 - Boobs 81tc# - bitch 9009l3 - Google 911sc - emergency let's stop chatting <3 - love ?u@ - Where are you? ?up - what's up? ?^ - what's up? @ - at @$$ - ass @$$ #013 - ass hole @$$hole - asshole @h - asshole ^5 - high five :)book - facebook >3 - LOVE ?4u - Question for you a$$ - ass a&f - always and forever a'ight - alright a.i.m. - aol instant messanger a/l - age and location a/m - away message a/s/l - age,sex,location a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race a1t - anyone there a3 - anyplace, anywhere, anytime aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse aaf - as a friend aak - Alive and Kicking aamof - as a matter of fact aatf - always and totally forever abend - absent by enforced net deprivation abft - About Fucking Time aboot - about abt - about abwt - about acc - account acct - account acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a Fuck ack - acknowledged addy - address adl - all day long admin - administrator adn - any day now aeap - as early as possible af - assface afaiaa - As Far As I Am Aware afaic - as far as I'm concerned afaicr - As Far As I Can Remember afaics - as far as I can see afaict - as far as I can tell afaik - as far as I know afair - as far as I recall afaiu - As far as I understand afc - away from computer afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on afg - away from game afk - away from keyboard afkb - away from keyboard agn - again ah - ass hole ahole - asshole ai - Artificial Intelligence aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds aight - Alright aightz - alright aiic - as if I care aiid - and if I did aiight - all right aim - AOL instant messanger ain't - am not aite - Alright aiui - as I understand it aiws - as i was saying ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML aka - also known as akp - Alexander King Project akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project alaytm - as long as you tell me alol - actually laughing out loud alot - a lot alotbsol - always look on the bright side of life alright - all right alrite - Alright alrt - alright alryt - alright amf - adios motherfucker amiic - ask me if i care aml - All My Love anim8 - animate anlsx - Anal Sex anon - anonymous anuda - another anw - anyways anwwi - alright now where was i any1 - Anyone anywaz - anyways aob - any other business aoc - age of consent aoe - Age Of Empires aon - all or nothing aos - adult over shoulder aota - all of the above aoto - Amen on that one aoys - angel on your shoulder apod - Another Point Of Discussion app - application appt - appointment aprece8 - appreciate apreci8 - appreciate apu - as per usual aqap - as quick as possible ar - are arnd - around arse - ass arsed - bothered arvo - afternoon asafp - as soon as fucking possible asaik - as soon as I know asap - as soon as possible asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added. ase - age, sex, ethnicity ashl - asshole ashole - asshole asic - application specific integrated circuit asl - age, sex, location aslo - age sex location orientation aslop - Age Sex Location Orientation Picture aslp - age, sex, location, picture aslr - age sex location race aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture asr - age sex race asshle - asshole atb - all the best atfp - answer the fucking phone atl - atlanta atm - at the moment atop - at time of posting atp - answer the phone atst - At the same time attn - attention atw - All the way audy - Are you done yet? aufm - are you fucking mental aufsm - are you fucking shiting me aup - acceptable use policy avie - Avatar avsb - a very special boy avtr - avatar avvie - avatar avy - Avatar awes - awesome awk - awkward awol - absent without leave awsic - and why should i care awsm - awesome ayagob - are you a girl or boy ayb - All Your Base aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me aybab2u - All your base are belong to us aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google aybabtu - all your base are belong to us ayc - awaiting your comments ayd - are you done aydy - are you done yet ayec - at your earliest convenience ayfk - are you fucking kidding ayfkm - are you fucking kidding me ayfr - are you for real ayfs - Are You Fucking Serious ayk - are you kidding ayl - are you listening aymf - are you my friend ayok - are you okay aypi - And Your Point Is aypi - and your point is ays - are you serious aysm - are you shitting me? ayst - are you still there ayt - are you there ayte - alright aytf - are you there fucker ayty - are you there yet ayw - as you wish azhol - asshole azn - asian azz - ass bi - bye b& - banned b'day - birthday b-cuz - because b-day - birthday b.f.f. - best friend forever b.s. - bullshit b/c - because b/g - background b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian b/t - between b/w - between b00n - new person b00t - boot b1tch - Bitch b2b - business to business b2u - back to you b2w - Back to work b3 - be b4 - before b4n - bye for now b4u - before you b8 - bait b82rez - Batteries b8rez - Batteries b@ - banned bab - Big ass Boobs babi - baby baf - bring a friend baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on bah - I don't really care bai - Bye bak - back bakk - back balz - balls bamf - bad ass mother fucker bamofo - bitch ass mother fucker bau - back at you bb - bye bye bb4h - bros before hoes bb4n - Bye-bye for now bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job bbe - baby bbf - best boy friend bbfn - Bye Bye for now bbfs - best boyfriends bbfu - be back for you bbi - Baby bbiab - be back in a bit bbiaf - be back in a few bbialb - Be back in a little bit bbiam - be back in a minute bbias - be back in a second bbiaw - be back in a while bbifs - be back in a few seconds bbilb - be back in a little bit bbilfm - be back in like five minutes bbk - be back, ok? bbl - be back later bbl8a - Be Back Later bblig - Be back later...i guess bbml - be back much later bbn - be back never bbol - be back online later bbp - Banned by parents bbq - be back quick bbs - be back soon bbsts - be back some time soon bbt - be back tomorrow bbtn - be back tonite bbvl - Be Back Very Later bbw - be back whenever bbwb - best buddy with boobs bbwe - be back whenever bbwl - be back way later bby - baby bbz - babes bc - because bch - bitch bck - back bcnu - be seeing you bcnul8r - be seeing you later bcoz - Because bcurl8 - Because you're late. bcuz - because bd - birthday bday - birthday bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life be4 - before beatch - bitch bebe - baby becuse - because becuz - because beech - bitch beeoch - bitch beezy - BITCH beotch - bitch besos - kisses bestie - best friend betch - Bitch betcha - bet you bettr - better bewb - boob bewbs - boobs bewbz - boobs bewt - boot beyatch - Bitch beyotch - bitch bf - boyfriend bf's - boyfriend's bf+gf - boyfriend and girlfriend bf4e - best friends for ever bf4eva - Best Friends forever bf4l - best friends for life bfam - brother from another mother bfd - big fucking deal bfe - Bum Fuck Egypt bff - best friend forever bffa - best friends for always bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever bffaw - best friends for a while bffe - Best friends forever bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever bffl - best friends for life bffn - best friends for now bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part bfg - big fucking gun bfh - bitch from hell bfhd - big fat hairy deal bfitww - best friend in the whole world bfn - bye for now bfs - Boyfriends bft - big fucking tits bg - background bh - bloody hell bhwu - back home with you biab - back in a bit biach - bitch biaf - Back In A Few biatch - bitch bibi - bye bye bibifn - bye bye for now bicbw - but I could be wrong bich - Bitch bigd - big deal bilf - brother i'd like to fuck bilu - baby i love you bion - Believe it or not. biotch - bitch bioya - blow it out your ass bish - Bitch biw - boss is watching biwm - bisexual white male biz - Business bizatch - Bitch bizi - Busy biznatch - bitch biznitch - bitch bizzle - BITCH bj - blowjob bk - back bka - better known as bl - bad luck bleme - blog meme blh - bored like hell bling-bling - jewelry blj - blowjob bljb - Blowjob blk - black blkm - Black Male blnt - Better Luck Next time blog - web log blogger - web logger blu - blue bm - Bite Me bm&y - between you and me bm4l - best mates for life bma - best mates always bmf - be my friend bmfe - best mates forever bmfl - best mates for life bmha - bite my hairy ass bmoc - Big Man On Campus bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time bmvp - be my valentine please bn - been bndm3ovr - Bend me over bnib - Brand new in Box bnol - be nice or leave bnr - banner bo - body odour boati - Bend Over And Take It bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch bobw - Best of Both Worlds boffum - Both of them bofh - bastard operator from hell bogo - buy one get one bogof - buy one get one free bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table bohic - Bend over here it comes bohica - bend over, here it comes again boi - boy bol - Barking Out Loud bonr - boner boomm - bored out of my mind bord - bored botoh - but on the other hand bout - about bovered - bothered bowt - about boxor - box bpot - big pair of tits br - bathroom brb - be right back brbbrb - br right back bath room break brbf - Be Right Back Fucker brbg2p - be right back, got to pee brbigtp - be right back, i got to pee. brbl - be right back later brbmf - be right back mother fucker brbn2gbr - Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom brbs - be right back soon brbts - be right back taking shit brd - bored brfb - be right fucking back brgds - best regards brh - be right here bro - brother bros - brothers broseph - brother brover - Brother brt - be right there bruh - brother bruhh - Brother bruv - brother bruva - brother bruz - brothers bs - bullshit bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From Hell bsod - blue screen of death bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose bstfu - bitch shut the fuck up bstrd - Bastard bsx - bisexual bsxc - be sexy bt - bit torrent btch - bitch btcn - Better than Chuck Norris btd - bored to death btdt - been there done that btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T-shirt btfl - beautiful btfo - back the fuck off btfw - by the fucking way btias - Be there in a second btr - better bts - be there soon btsoom - Beats The Shit Out Of Me bttt - been there, tried that bttyl - be talking to you later btw - by the way btwn - between bty - back to you bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition bubi - bye budzecks - butt sex buhbi - Bye Bye bukket - bucket bur - pussy burma - be undressed ready my angel buszay - busy but6 - buttsex butsecks - butt sex butterface - every thing is hot but her face buwu - breaking up with you bwim - by which i mean bwoc - Big Woman On Campus bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet bwt - but when though byeas - good-bye byes - bye bye bykt - But you knew that byob - Bring your own Beer byoc - bring our own computer byself - by myself bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess bytch - bitch bz - busy bzns - buisness bzy - busy bzzy - busy c - see c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams) c&c - Command and Conquer c-p - sleepy c.y.a - cover your ass c/b - comment back c/t - can't talk c14n - canonicalization c2 - come to c2c - care to chat? c2tc - cut to the chase c4ashg - care for a shag cancer stick - cigarette cawk - Cock cb - come back cba - can't be arsed cbb - can't be bothered cbf - cant be fucked cbfa - can't be fucking arsed cbfed - can't be fucked cbi - can't believe it ccl - Couldn't Care Less ccna - Cisco Certified Network Associate cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby) celly - cell phone cex - sex cexy - sexy cfas - care for a secret? cfid - check for identification cfm - come fuck me cg - Congratulations cgad - couldn't give a damn cgaf - couldn't give a fuck cgf - cute guy friend char - character chik - chick chilax - chill and relax in one word chillin - relaxing chk - check chr - character chronic - marijuana chut - pussy cid - consider it done cig - cigarette cigs - cigarettes cihswu - can i have sex with you cilf - child i'd like to fuck cing - seeing cis - computer information science ciwwaf - cute is what we aim for cless - clanless clm - Cool Like Me clt - Cool Like That cluebie - clueless newbie cm - call me cma - Cover My Ass cmao - Crying My Ass Off cmb - comment me back cmbo - combo cmcp - call my cell phone cmeo - crying my eyes out cmh - Call My House cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong cmitm - Call me in the morning cml - call me later cml8r - call me later cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to cmomc - call me on my cell cmon - Come on cmplcdd - complicated cmplte - complete cms - content management system cmt - comment cmw - cutting my wrists cn - can cnc - Command and Conquer cnt - can't cob - close of business cod - Call of Duty cod4 - call of duty 4 cod5 - call of duty 5 code 29 - moderator is watching code 8 - parents are watching code 9 - Parents are watching code9 - other people near by cof - Crying on the floor coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone col - crying out loud comin' - coming comnt - comment comp - Computer compy - computer congrats - congratulations contrib - contribution contribs - contributions convo - conversation coo - cool cood - could copyvio - copyright violation cos - because cotf - crying on the floor cotm - check out this myspace cowboy choker - cigarette coz - because cp - child porn cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League cpm - cost per 1000 impressions cr - Can't remember crakalakin - happening crazn - crazy asian cre8or - creator crm - customer relationship management crp - crap crs - can't remember shit crunk - combination of crazy and drunk crzy - crazy cs - Counter-Strike cs:s - Counter-Strike: Source cskr - cock sucker csl - can't stop laughing ct - can't talk ctc - call the cell ctf - capture the flag ctfd - calm the fuck down ctfo - chill the fuck out ctfu - cracking the fuck up ctm - chuckle to myself ctn - can't talk now ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming ctpos - Can't Talk Parent Over Sholder ctrn - can't talk right now cts - change the subject ctt - change the topic cu - goodbye cu2nit - see you tonight cu46 - see you for sex cubi - can you believe it cud - could cuic - see you in class cul - see you later cul83r - See you later cul8er - see you later cul8r - See You Later cul8tr - see you later cunt - vagina cuom - see you on monday cuple - couple cut3 - cute cuwul - catch up with you later cuz - because cuzz - Because cvq - chucking very quietly cw2cu - can`t wait to see you cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar cwot - complete waste of time cwtgypo - can't wait to get your panties off cwyl - chat with ya later cya - goodbye cyal - see you later cyal8r - see you later cyas - see you soon cyb - cyber cybl - call you back later cybr - cyber cybseckz - cyber sex cye - Close Your Eyes cyff - change your font, fucker cyl - see you later cyl,a - see ya later, alligator cyl8 - see you later cyl8er - see you later cylbd - catch ya later baby doll cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi cym - check your mail cyt - see you tomorrow cyu - see you c|n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard d&df - drug & disease free d.w - don't worry d/c - disconnected d/l - download d/m - Doesn't Matter d/w - don't worry d00d - dude d1ck - dick d2 - Diablo 2 d2m - dead to me d8 - date da - the dafs - do a fucking search dah - dumb as hell daii - day damhik - don't ask me how I know damhikijk - Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know damhikt - don't ask me how I know this dass - dumb ass dat - that dats - that's dawg - Friend dayumm - damn db - database db4l - drinking buddy for life dbab - don't be a bitch dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool dbeyr - dont believe everything you read dbg - dont be gay dbm - don't bother me dc - don't care dc'd - disconnected dctnry - dictionary dcw - Doing Class Work dd - don't die ddf - Drug and Disease Free ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous ddl - direct download ddr - dance dance revolution def - definitely defs - definetly degmt - Don't Even Give Me That dem - them der - there dernoe - I don't know detai - don't even think about it dewd - Dude dey - they df - Dumb Fuck dfc - DON'T FUCKING CARE dfo - dumb fucking operator dftba - don't forget to be awesome dftc - down for the count dfu - don't fuck up dfw - down for whatever dfw/m - Don't Fuck with Me dfwm - Don't Fuck with Me dg - dont go dga - don't go anywhere dgac - don't give a crap dgaf - don't give a fuck dgara - don't give a rats ass dgas - Don't give a shit dgms - Don't get me started dgoai - don't go on about it dgt - don't go there dgypiab - don't get your panties in a bunch dh - dickhead dhac - Don't have a clue dhly - does he like you diacf - die in a car fire diaf - die in a fire diah - die in a hole dic - do i care dick - penis diez - dies diff - difference dih - dick in hand dikhed - dickhead diku - do i know you diky - Do I know you dil - Daughter in law dilf - dad i'd like to fuck dillic - Do I look like I care dillifc - do I look like I fucking care dilligad - do I look like I give a damn dilligaf - do I look like I give a fuck dilligas - do i look like i give a shit din - didn't din't - didn't dirl - Die in real life dis - this dit - Details in Thread diy - do it yourself dju - did you dk - don't know dkdc - don't know, don't care dl - download dlf - dropping like flies dln - don't look now dm - deathmatch dmaf - do me a favor dmba* - dumbass dmi - don't mention it dmn - damn dmu - don't mess up dmwm - don't mess with me dmy - don't mess yourself dn - don't know dnd - Do Not Disturb dndp - Do not double post dnimb - dancing naked in my bra dno - don't know dnrta - did not read the article dnrtfa - did not read the fucking article dnt - dont dnw - Do not want doa - dead on arrival dob - date of birth dod - Day of Defeat dogg - friend doin - doing doin' - doing don - denial of normal doncha - Don't you donno - don't know dont - don't dontcha - don't you dood - dude doodz - dudes dos - denial of service dotc - dancing on the ceiling doypov - depends on your point of view dp - display picture dprsd - depressed dqmot - don't quote me on this dqydj - don't quit your day job dr00d - druid drc - don't really care drood - druid dsided - decided dsu - don't screw up dt - double team dta - Dont Trust Anyone dtb - don't text back dtp - Don't Type Please dtrt - do the right thing dttm - dont talk to me dttml - dont talk to me loser dttpou - Don't tell the police on us dttriaa - don't tell the RIAA du2h - damn you to hell ducy - do you see why dugi - do you get it? dugt - did you get that? dun - don't dunna - i don't know dunno - I don't know duno - don't know dupe - duplicate dutma - don't you text me again dvda - double vaginal, double anal dw - don't worry dwai - don't worry about it dwb - Driving while black dwbh - don't worry, be happy dwbi - Don't worry about it. dwi - deal with it dwioyot - Deal With It On Your Own Time dwmt - don't waste my time dwn - down dwt - don't wanna talk dwy - don't wet yourself dy2h - damn you to hell dya - Do you dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat dyec - Dont You Ever Care dygtp - did you get the picture dyk - did you know dylh - do you like him dylm - do you love me dylos - do you like oral sex dym - Do you mind dynk - do you not know dynm - do you know me dyt - Don't you think dyth - Damn You To Hell dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me dywtmusw - do you want to meet up some where e-ok - Electronically OK e.g. - example e4u2s - easy for you to say ead - eat a dick ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization ecf - error carried forward edumacation - education eedyat - idiot eejit - idiot ef - Fuck ef-ing - fucking efct - effect efffl - extra friendly friends for life effin - fucking effing - Fucking eg - evil grin ehlp - help eil - explode into laughter el!t - elite ello - hello elo - hello em - them emm - email me emo - emotional emp - eat my pussy enit - isn't it enof - enough enuf - enough enuff - enough eob - End of Business eod - End of day eof - end of file eom - end of message eos - end of story eot - end of transmission eotw - end of the world epa - Emergency Parent Alert eq - Everquest eq2 - Everquest2 ere - here errythin - everything esad - eat shit and die esadyffb - eat shit and die you fat fucking bastard esbm - Everyone sucks but me esc - escape esl - eat shit loser eta - Estimated Time of Arrival etla - extended three letter acronym etmda - Explain it to my dumb ass etp - eager to please eula - end user license agreement ev1 - everyone eva - ever evaa - ever evar - ever evercrack - Everquest every1 - everyone evn - even evr - ever evry - every evry1 - every one evrytin - everything ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend exp - experience ey - hey eyez - eyes ez - Easy ezi - easy f u - fuck you f#cking - Fucking f&e - forever and ever f-ing - fucking f.m.l. - fuck my life f.u. - fuck you f/o - fuck off f00k - Fuck. f2f - face to face f2p - free to play f2t - Free to talk f4c3 - face f4eaa - friends forever and always f4f - female for female f4m - female for male f8 - fate f9 - fine f@ - fat fa-q - Fuck you fab - fabulous faggit - faggot fah - Funny as hell faic - For All I Care fam - family fankle - area between foot and ankle fao - for attention of fap - masturbate fapping - masterbating faq - frequently asked question farg - fuck fashizzle - for sure fav - Favorite fave - favorite fawk - fuck fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair Laughing fbk - facebook fbtw - Fine Be That Way fc - fruit cake fcbk - facebook fcfs - first come first served fck - fuck fckd - fucked fckin - fucking fckm3hdbayb - Fuck Me Hard Baby fcku - fuck you fcol - for crying out loud fcuk - fuck fe - fatal error feck - fuck fed^ - Fed up fer - for ferr - For ff - friendly fire ffa - free for all ffcl - falling from chair laughing ffr - for future reference ffs - for fuck's sake fft - food for thought ffxi - Final Fantasy 11 fg - fucking gay fgi - fucking google it fgs - for God's sake fgssu - For Gods sake shut up fgt - faggot fi - fuck it fi9 - fine fibijar - fuck it buddy, I'm just a reserve fifo - first in, first out fify - Fixed It For You figjam - fuck I'm good, just ask me figmo - F*ck it - got my orders fiic - Fucked If I Care fiik - Fucked If I Know fimh - forever in my heart fio - figure it out fitb - fill in the blank fiv - five fk - fuck fker - fucker fkin - fucking fking - Fucking fku - fuck you flamer - angry poster flames - angry comments flicks - pictures floabt - for lack of a better term fm - fuck me fmah - fuck my ass hole fmao - freezing my ass of fmb - fuck me bitch fmbb - Fuck Me Baby fmh - Fuck me hard fmhb - fuck me hard bitch fmir - family member in room fmita - fuck me in the ass fml - fuck my life fmltwia - fuck me like the whore I am fmn - Fuck me now fmnb - fuck me now bitch fmnkml - fuck me now kiss me later fmph - fuck my pussy hard fmq - fuck me quick fmr - fuck me runnig fmth - fuck me to hell fmuta - fuck me up the ass fmutp - fuck me up the pussy fn - first name fnar - For No Apparent Reason fnci - fancy fnny - funny fnpr - for no particular reason fny - funny fo - fuck off fo shizzle - for sure fo sho - for sure foa - fuck off asshole foad - fuck off and die foaf - friend of a friend foah - fuck off asshole fob - fresh off the boat focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing. foia - freedom of information act fol - farting out loud folo - Follow fomofo - fuck off mother fucker fone - phone foo - fool foobar - fucked up beyond all recognition foocl - falls out of chair laughing fook - fuck for sheeze - for sure fos - full of shit foshizzle - for sure fosho - for sure foss - free, open source software fotcl - fell off the chair laughing fotm - Flavour of the month fouc - Fuck off you cunt fov - Field of View foyb - fuck off you bitch fo` - for fp - first post fpmitap - federal pound me in the ass prison fpos - fucking piece of shit fps - First Person Shooter frag - kill fragged - killed fren - friend frens - friends frgt - forgot friggin - freaking frk - freak frm - from frnd - friend frnds - friends fs - For Sure fsho - for sure fsm - flying spaghetti monster fsob - Fucking son of a bitch fsod - frosn screen of death fst - fast ft - FUCK THAT ft2t - From time to time fta - 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happy birthday hbic - head bitch in charge hbii - how big is it hbu - how about you hby - how about you hc - how come hcbt1 - he could be the one hcib - how can it be hcihy - how can I help you hdop - Help Delete Online Predators hdu - how dare you hdydi - How do you do it hdydt - how did you do that heh - haha hella - very heya - hey heyt - hate heyy - hello heyya - hello hf - have fun hfn - Hell fucking no hfs - holy fucking shit! hfsbm - holy fucking shit batman hfwt - have fun with that hg - HockeyGod hght - height hhiad - holy hole in a doughnut hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding hi2u - hello hi2u2 - hello to you too hiet - height hiik - Hell If I Know hijack - start an off topic discussion hith - how in the hell hiw - husband is watching hiya - hello hj - hand job hl - Half-Life hl2 - Half-Life 2 hla - Hot lesbian action hlb - horny little bastard hld - hold hldn - hold on hldon - hold on hll - Hell hlm - he loves me hlo - hello hlp - help hly - holy hlysht - Holy shit hmb - hold me back hmewrk - homework hmfic - head mother fucker in charge hmoj - holy mother of jesus hmu - Hit Me Up hmw - homework hmwk - homework hmwrk - Homework hng - horny net geek hngry - hungry hnic - head nigger in charge ho - hold on hoas - Hang on a second hoay - how old are you hoh - head of household hom - home homey - Friend homie - good friend homo - homosexual hoopty - broke down automobile hott - hot howdey - hello howz - hows hpb - high ping bastard hppy - Happy hpy - happy hpybdy - happy birthday hr - hour hre - here hrny - horny hrs - hours hru - how are you hrud - how are you doing hs - headshot hsd - high school dropout hsik - how should i know hsr - homestar runner hss - horse shit and splinters hswm - Have Sex With me htc - hit the cell htf - how the fuck htfu - Hurry the fuck up hth - hope that helps htr - hater http - hyper text transfer protocol hu - Hey you hud - Heads Up Display huggle - hug and cuddle hugz - hugs hun - honey hv - have hve - have hvnt - haven't hw - homework hw/hw - help me with homework hwg - here we go hwga - here we go again hwik - how would i know hwk - homework hwmbo - he who must be obeyed hwmnbn - he who must not be named hwms - hot wild monkey sex hwu - hey what's up hwz - how is hxc - hardcore hy - hell yeah hyg - here you go i <3 u - I love you i c - i see i8 - alright i8u - i hate you i<3 u - i love you i<3u - I love you iab - I Am Bored iafh - I Am Fucking Hot iafi - I am from India iag - it's all good iah - i am horny iai - i am interested ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer ianal - I am not a lawyer ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but.. ianars - I am not a rocket scientist ians - I am Not Sure ianyl - I am not your lawyer iasb - i am so bored iaspfm - i am sorry please forgive me iatb - I am the best iateu - i hate you iavb - i am very bored iaw - In Another Window iawtc - I agree with this comment iawtp - I agree with this post iawy - I agree with you ib - I'm back ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk ibs - Internet Bitch Slap ibt - I'll be there ibtl - In Before The Lock ic - I see icbi - i can't believe it icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity. icbt - i can't believe that icbu - I can't believe you icbyst - i cant believe you said that iccl - I could care less icgup - I can give you pleasure icic - I See. I See icp - insane clown posse icr - I can't rememer icsrg - I can still reach Google ictrn - I can't talk right now icty - i can't tell you icu - i see you icudk - in case you didn't know icup - i see you pee icw - I care why? icwudt - I see what you did there icwum - I see what you mean icydk - in csae you didn't know icydn - in case you didn't know id10t - idiot idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do such a thing idby - I Don't Believe You idc - I don't care iddi - I didn't do it idec - I don't even care idek - I don't even know idfc - i dont fucking care idfk - i dont fucking know idfts - I don't fucking think so idgac - i don't give a crap idgad - I don't give a damn idgaf - i don't give a fuck idgaff - I don't give a flying fuck idgafs - I don't give a fucking shit idgara - I don't give a rat's ass idgas - i don't give a shit idgi - I don't get it idjit - idiot idk - I don't know idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told idke - I don't know ethier idkh - I don't know how idkh2s - i don't know how to spell idkt - I don't know that idkw - I don't know why idkwiwdwu - I don't know what I would do without you idkwts - I don't know what to say idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about. idky - i dont know you idkyb - i don't know why but idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too idl - I don't like idli - I don't like it idlu - i don't like you idly - I don't like you idlyitw - i don't like you in that way idm - I don't mind idn - i don't know idnk - i don't know idno - i do not know idonno - i do not know idop - it depends on price idot - idiot idr - I dont remember idrc - i don't really care idrfk - I don't really fucking know idrgaf - I don't really give a fuck idrk - i don't really know idrts - I don't really think so idsw - i don't see why idtis - I don't think I should idtkso - i don't think so idts - i don't think so idunno - i do not know iduwym - I don't understand what you mean. idw2n - i don't want to know idwk - I don't wanna know idwt - i don't want to idwtg - I don't want to go idyat - idiot iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair ietf - internet engineering task force iff - if and only if ifhu - I fucking hate you ifhy - i fucking hate you iflu - i fucking love you ifthtb - i find that hard to belive ifwis - I forgot what I said ig - I guess ig2g - I got to go ig5oi - I got 5 on it igahp - I've got a huge penis igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts igg - i gotta go ight - alright igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass igs - I guess so igtg - i've got to go igtgt - I got to go tinkle igtkya - im going to kick your ass igyb - I Got Your Back ih2gp - I have to go pee ih2p - i'll have to pass ih8 - i hate ih8mls - I hate my little sister ih8p - I hate parents ih8tu - i hate you ih8u - I hate you ih8usm - i hate you so much ih8y - I hate you ihac - I have a customer ihat3u - I hate you ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that ihml - I hate my life ihmp - i hate my parents ihnc - i have no clue ihnfc - I have no fucking clue ihni - i have no idea iht - I heard that ihtfp - I hate this fucking place ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did. ihtp - I Have To Poop ihtsm - i hate this so much ihtutbr - I have to use the bathroom ihu - I hate you ihurg - i hate your guts ihusb - i hate you so bad ihusfm - i hate you so fucking much ihusm - i hate you so much ihy - i hate you ihya - i hate you all ihysm - I hate you so much iigh - alright iight - alright iiok - is it okay iirc - if I recall correctly iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink? iiuc - if I understand correctly iiw2 - is it web 2.0? iiwii - it is what it is ij - indide joke ijaf - it's just a fact ijcomk - i just came on my keyboard ijdk - i just dont know ijdl - I just died laughing ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord ijf - i just farted ijgl - I just got laid ijit - idiot ijpmp - I just peed my pants ijpms - I just pissed myself ijsabomomcibstg - I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico ik - i know iki - i know it ikm - I know man ikr - I know really ikt - i knew that ikwum - I know what you meant ikwyl - I know where you live ikwym - i know what you mean ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you ilcul8r - I'll see you later ilhsm - i love him/her so much ili - i love it ilk2fku - I would like to fuck you ilms - I love my self ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life ilshipmp - I laughed so hard I peed my pants iltf - i love to fuck ilu - I love you ilu2 - I love you too ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake. ilum - i love you more ilusfm - I love you so fucking much ilusm - I love you So much iluvm - I Love You Very Much iluvu - i love you iluvya - i love you iluwamh - i love you with all my heart ilvu - i love you ily - i love you ily2 - i love you too ily4e - i love you forever ily4ev - i love you forever ilyaas - I Love You As A Sister ilyal - I like you a lot ilyb - i love you bitch ilybby - i love you baby ilybtid - I Love You But Then I Don't ilyf - I'll Love You Forever ilygsm - i love you guys so much ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye ilyl - i love you loads ilylab - I love you like a brother ilylabf - I love you like a best friend ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake ilylas - i love you like a sister ilylc - i love you like crazy ilym - i love you more ilymtyk - i love you more than you know ilymtylm - i love you more than you love me ilysfm - i love you so fucking much ilysfmb - i love you so fucking much baby ilysm - i love you so much ilysmih - i love you so much it hurts ilysmm - i love you so much more ilysmydek - I Love You So Much You Don't Even Know ilysvm - i love you so very much ilyvm - i love you very much ilywamh - I love you with all my heart im - Instant Message im'd - instant messaged ima - I am a imao - in my arrogant opinion imb - I am back imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion imed - instant messaged imfao - In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion imfo - in my fucking opinion imh - I am here imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion imhe - in my humble experience imho - in my humble opinion imm - instant message me imma - I'm going to imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion imnl - I'm not laughing imnsho - in my not so humble opinion imo - in my opinion imoo - in my own opinion impo - In My Personal Opinion impov - in my point of view imsb - i am so bored imsry - I am sorry imts - I meant to say imu - i miss you imusm - I miss you so much imvho - in my very humble opinion imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know imy - I miss you imy2 - i miss you to imya - i miss you already imysfm - i miss you so fucking much inb4 - in before inbd - it's no big deal incrse - increase ind2p - I need to pee indie - independent inef - it's not even funny inet - internet inh - I need help inho - in my honest opinion inhwh - I need homework help init - isn't it inmp - it's not my problem innit - isn't it ino - I know instagib - instant kill instakill - instant kill intarwebs - internet interweb - internet intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers invu - I envy you ioh - I'm out of here iokiya - it's ok if you are ionno - I don't know iono - I don't know iotd - image of the day iou - i owe you iow - in other words ioya - I'd Own Your Ass ioyk - if only you knew ip - internet protocol irc - internet relay chat irdc - I really don't care irdgaf - i really don't give a fuck irdk - I really don't know irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom irhy - i really hate you irl - in real life irly - I really love you irt - in reply to irtf - I'll return the favor is2g - i swear to god isb - I'm so bored. isbya - im sorry but you asked isd - internet slang dictionary ise - internal server error isfly - i so fucking love you isg - I speak geek isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up isj - inside joke iso - In Search Of isp - internet service provider iss - im so sorry istr - I seem to remember istwfn - I stole this word from noslang.com ita - I Totally Agree itb - in the butt itc - in that case itd - in the dark ite - alright itk - in the know itn - I think not itt - in this thread ityltk - I thought you'd like to know itz - it's iucmd - if you catch my drift iukwim - if you know what i mean iunno - I don't know iuno - i dunno ive - i have iw2fu - i want to fuck you iw2mu - I want to meet you iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later iwc - In Which Case iwfusb - i wanna fuck you so bad iwfy - I want to fuck you iwg - it was good iwhi - I would hit it iwhswu - I want to have sex with you iwjk - i was just kidding iwk - I wouldn't know iwlu4e - I will love you for ever iwmy - i will miss you iws - i want sex iwsn - i want sex now iwsul8r - I will see you later iwtfu - i want to fuck you iwtfy - i want to fuck you iwthswy - i want to have sex with you iwtly - i want to love you iwu - i want you iwuwh - i wish you were here iwy - i want you iwyb - I want your body iwyn - I want you now iyam - if you ask me iyd - In Your Dreams iydmma - if you don't mind me asking iyf - In your face iyflg - If You're Feeling Less Generous iykwim - if you know what I mean iym - I am your man iyo - in your opinion iyq - I like you iyss - if you say so iyswim - if you see what I mean iywt - if you want to iz - is j-c - just chilling j/a - Just Asking j/c - just curious j/j - just joking j/k - just kidding j/o - jackoff j/p - just playing j/s - just saying j/t - just talking j/w - just wondering j00 - you j00r - your j2bs - just to be sure j2c - just too cute j2f - just too funny j2luk - just to let you know j2lyk - just to let you know j4f - just for fun j4g - just for grins j4l - just for laughs j4u - just for you jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me jas - just a second jb - jailbait jbu - just between us jc - just curious jcam - just checking away message jcath - Just chilling at the house jdfi - Just fucking do it jebus - Jesus jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard jf - 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